Just had this idea when I saw all the Xavier and Magneto lemons and I just couldn't resist tormenting Magneto a lil bit. lol. Let the torture begin!

For the Last Time, I am not Gay!

Eric was in awe over how much information was on the internet about them. Top secret stuff that only an elite few knew about. It just wasn't every day you found out you were famous without knowing it.

Sure the series was called "X-Men" after Charles' team and had him featured as a villain. But everybody knew who Eric Lehnsherr, or Magneto, was and his story. Eric was surprised at the amount of people sympathizing with him. It almost made him want to spare the human race, almost.

"If you think that's awesome then you should check out fanfiction," a female voice told him. Eric looked back toward the woman whose computer he was using. She had demanded to be called Wolfy, a nickname her school friends gave her, and absolutely refused to give her real name. So he was stuck calling the woman by the childish nickname.

"Why? What's on there?" he asked, typing in the website.

Wolfy gave him a coy smile, one that gave him the distinct impression that whatever he found on the website won't be pleasant. "Oh nothin' really, just some story's written by people who loved the X-Men series. It's all original work, based on nothin' but the writter's imagination."

Eric frown, it didn't sound too bad. Worst thing he could find on there would be him dying some horrible death by some loser who didn't understand Eric's unique point of view.

Wolfy leaned down on the desk as the fanfiction homepage pulled up. "Okay, go to Movies... Scroll down... Click on X-Men Movie, and there you go all the stories you can find on just the X-Men Movies. There's more under Cartoons."

Eric couldn't believe all the stories that people wrote about their story. The amount was easily into the tens of thousands. He quickly figured out the page filter and set it to search for him.

When that was done he scanned a few stories about him that made him smile, that is until he reached one in particular. "What is this?" He demanded.

"You mean this one?" Wolfy said in a bored voice, pointing at the offending story, with the edges of her lips curling into a smile. "Oh it's nothin' really, just you having sex with Professor X. You see a lot of those."

Eric gaped at the girl, "There's more!"

Wolfy shrugged nonchalantly, "Well yeah. With a fandom this big if one person has wrote about say you and Professor X having sex then there is obviously more. Personally I've never read one, but it seems to be a popular pairing."

"It's popular?" Eric asked in shock

"You know now that I think about it I wonder how they have you and the Professor do it. You know with him being dead from the waist down."

"Enough!" Eric cringed.

"I bet they set it to before he got paralyzed! That would make a lot of sense since the number of fics about you and the Professor went up when X-Men First Class came out. I wonder who's the girl in the relationship? You got brute force on your side but the Professor can mind rape you. Ooo! I bet some of the fics have you and Professor X do it mentally."

At that Eric could stand no more and finally shouted, slamming his hands on the desk, "That enough!" Metal objects began floating in the air finally snapping Wolfy's attention back to her guest.

Wolfy stopped, sparing Eric from anymore talks that might make him go insane. Eric panted, trying to calm himself down as object floated back down to their original place.

"I am not gay." Eric said firmly.

Wolfy paused and stared at him for a moment, "Really?"

"Yes!" He growled.

Wolfy's blue eyes looked at him closely, "Are you sure?"

"YES!" How could he not be.

"Positive?"

"For the last time, I AM NOT GAY!" Eric finally yelled at her.

She frowned at him a bit, "Your this old and you haven't come out of the closet yet?" Eric glared at her and she threw her hands up in surrender. "Fine, fine. Your nooot gaaay," Wolfy said rolling her eyes at him.

Eric groaned. She doesn't believe him.

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You know this was suppose to be a one shot but I couldn't resist ending it there. And yes Wolfy is suppose to be me and yes actually my high school friends did call me Wolfy a few times. But anyway please leave comments!