Chapter 1: And Then There Were 30
It was finally time for season two for Camp Drama Mayhem. The camera opens up on an disclosed location within the Pacific. It then zooms quite fast to a location within the Pacific Ocean targeting a large island, land mass. There Chris McLean himeslf gives the audience intact for the next season.
"Welcome to the second season of Camp Drama Mayhem, which will be title Camp Jungle Rumble" said Chris to the mirror, "last season was quite a show, as Billy ended up getting the grand prize of five thousand dollars. But here this season will be a much grander prize. And only the natives of this large island know where to look for it."
Suddenly a helicopter which Chef Hatchet and Jorgen von Strangle also as a co-pilot were flying it landed near Chris.
"And also this season Jorgen van Strangle will be playing a larger role here" added Chris, "being Chef's sidekick."
"It's like me, times two!" laughed Chef.
"Oh, and also I didn't forget our campers whom were in quite a bumpy ride" laughed Chris, then by order Chris named each one, "and returning for a second season are Mandy, Billy, Johnny, Sissy, Dib, Sperg, Irwin, Danielle, Janet, Wally, Kuki, Hoogie, Abigail, Sheen, Molly, Manny, Frida, Zoe, Zim, Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, Timmy and Mindy. Phew, quite a number of campers if you think."
"Oh boy, my arms are tired" sighed Johnny.
"I think I might need a doggie bag" added Timmy who was a bit green.
"Oh, we almost forget about six new victims that'll be landing soon on a private jet that I had personally ordered" laughed Chris.
"What, we went on a bumpy helicopter ride and the new campers get to ride on a privately owned jet?" cried Cindy.
"You might want to change your attitude, because one of those campers is a camper that's your best friend" added Chris.
"You mean Libby?" asked Cindy.
Just then, the private plane that Chris mentioned landed not far.
"Yep, that's right, Libby will be a camper here on season two" laughed Chris.
"So who are the other five?" asked Dib.
"Oh, your sister Gaz, whom managed to have found my cell phone number, and been bragging about being able to beat you this season so I decided to let her onboard" laughed Chris.
"I'm going to beat you Dib, you lost the first challenge on the first season" said Gaz as she shook her fist at Dib.
"And let's not forget Marc, whom claims to be an obvious genius" said Chris.
"I got the skills to win this" said Marc.
"And then there's Cleveland Jr., whom his own father wanted to show his pals back at home and his hometown that he has the stuff to win it" added Chris.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm on a reality television show, I'm show excited, can I say hi to my mom?" asked Cleveland Jr.
"Next we have Zak Saturday on our list" said Chris.
"This is going to be a snap getting it" laughed Zak who came out carrying his luggage.
"And then there is the clueless one known as Flapjack" said Chris.
"Flapjack, isn't that the name for pancakes?" asked Billy who oddly enough managed to remember what it meant.
"Wow, I can't believe it, I'm on an actual live adventure!" laughed Flapjack with an annoying laughter of joy.
"Oh brother, and I thought Dib was the annoying one during the first season" sighed Cindy.
"We all thought that" added Jimmy.
"Eh, guys, I'm right here!" cried Dib.
"So what's the plan for this season?" asked Janet.
"Since I got thirty of you campers, this season it'll be like the third season of my Total Drama show where there'll be three teams" said Chris, "each of the teams would be assigned to a member of the Pupununu tribe whom really knows their stuff on where to look for the treasure."
"Oh, you mean the Poopoopnunu tribe?" asked Billy, "I try to look for it everytime I really have to go."
"Eh, can we edit that part out?" asked Chris, "I don't want to receive any complaints."
"For now, you kids are going to have to follow me and Jorgen on a hike toward the tribe in question, it maybe treacherous, hard and some of you might never make it back alive" said Chef, "but if you all manage to make it through, let's hope you will be the last one standing to retrieve the treasure."
"You guys can go on ahead" said Chris as he was heading to the private plane, "I'll catch up with ya."
Each of the campers were given a limited amount of supplies as they started their journey with Chef and Jorgen. Jorgen was covering the rear to ensure that no one would get seperated while Chef was covering the front.
"Can we rest?" asked Carl to Jorgen, "I'm getting tired."
"No resting, we're on a schedule here people" said Jorgen, "so move it!"
"But I'm already tired from all the heat I'm getting from the sun" complained Sheen.
"No whining, move!" ordered Jorgen.
As the hike went on, Abigail was a bit curious to what kind of skills the new camper Marc was talking about.
"So what kind of skills are we talking about here?" asked Abigail, "That you mentioned earlier?"
"Eh, I'm not obligated to talk about it for now" said Marc who was trying to hide his WOOHP identity a secret.
"I say the new guy's going to back stab us the minute he gets into the game" added Wally who was a bit paranoid.
"Why, do you feel you might be intimiated by him?" asked Abigail.
"Er, no, I just don't like the way he says stuff that's all" replied Wally.
"Ha, you are intimiated by him" added Abigail.
"Why don't you both put a shock in it" said Gaz in a rude manner.
"Oh, now there's a new camper that you should watch out for" added Hoogie, "rude, pushy, always trying to get his or her way."
"Who cares for now, we'll care about it if we're on the same team with her" added Abigail.
About twenty minutes later into the hike, the campers had arrived at the Pupununu village with Chris McLean arriving right before him giving the last few details to the Chief.
"Aw, these must be the campers you were mentioning" said the Pupununu Chief, "I'm pleased to be honored to have them as guests."
"Why the heck are the guys wearing dresses?" asked Sperg, "They make themselves look like a bunch of sissy girls!"
"They're loin clothes you big doofus" replied Mandy.
"After you put your stuff away, we're going to assign you to three teams where some of our tribe's brightist members will help you guide to the treasure" said the Pupununu Chief.
As everybody placed their stuff down, and established their refugee for the night, all thirty campers gathered in the tribal center.
"Pupununu people, I humbly invite you all to witness this grand event, we are going to give the lucky two finalists for this season of, what is this?" asked the Pupununu Chief.
"Camp Jungle Rumble" whispered Chris.
"Oh, yeah Camp Jungle Rumble a chance to win it big time" said the Pupununu Chief, "and those whom are going to lead the three teams are my two daughters Jeera and Zaria, and the tribe's main warrior the Lok."
"Oh, and don't forget the Lok will bring along the assistance of Tak" added Lok.
"You mean I have to help you out here?" asked Tak who was whispering to Lok.
"Oh please, please, please the Lok has never seen so many strange objects that have red flashing lights look at him, it makes the Lok feel uncomfortable" whispered Lok.
"Fine, I'll help you" replied Tak who reluctantly agreed.
"He agrees!" laughed Lok with joy.
"Good to see you have someone to help you" added the Pupununu Chief.
"Can we hurry it up with the teams, I want to beat my brother and claim the prize" said Gaz who was a bit impatient.
"Alright, Team Jeera will include Mandy, Billy, Johnny, Sissy, Zak, Dib, Sperg, Irwin, Cleveland Jr. and Danielle" said the Pupununu Chief as he read them off a roster list Chris had also given him earlier.
"Come on, how about me?" said Gaz who was becoming obviously impatient by the second.
"Arlight, Team Zaria will include Janet, Wally, Kuki, Hoogie, Abigail, Gaz, Marc, Sheen, Libby and Molly" continued the Pupununu Chief as he continued to read the roster, "and the last team, Team Lok and Tak will include Manny, Frida, Zoe, Zim, Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, Timmy, Flapjack and Mindy."
"Can we get on with the first challenge already?" asked Gaz.
"Wow, you're being the impatient one" said Chris, "I'll get things setup for the first challenge, it's always going to be easy, but it gets harder. Oh, and whatever team looses last will send one of their campers home."
"Yeah, yeah, I've seen all of the seasons of your shows, just get on with it already" said Gaz in a rude manner.
"Sssesssh, never seen such a rude camper before, maybe she might outrank Heather" laughed Chris.