Today was just an average day at the park. Mordecai and Rigby were playing croquet but for an odd reason, Rigby won the game even though he sucks at it.
Rigby- "(cheering) Ha! In your face, Losercai!"
Mordecai - "Wait a minute!"
The blue bird picked up a red 9 ball. He wiped it which revealed that the ball was actually a rock.
Mordecai - "Rigby you cheater!"
Rigby-"What?"
Mordecai - "You painted a fake ball!'
Rigby -"So?"
Mordecai - "That's cheating!"
Rigby - "Who cares? The most important thing is that I won and you lose, so in your face!"
Mordecai - "I can't believe you man! Why do you always want to win at everything?"
Rigby - "Because I'm sick of you always winning!"
Mordecai - "You know winning isn't everything."
Rigby - "Yeah but I always lose! So I wanna be a winner, not a loser!"
Mordecai - "Well you act like one!"
Rigby - "STOP TALKINNNG!"
Mordecai - "You know dude not only you cheat, you always ruin everything too!"
Rigby - "What? Name one time."
Mordecai - "How about Benson's special hot dogs for the park annual BBQ? Those were ruined!"
Rigby - "That was by mistake, and at least I fixed it."
Mordecai - "Or what about the time when we went on a double date with Margaret and Eileen and you ruined my chances with Margaret with those stupid solids?'
Rigby - "(chuckles) But that was kind of funny."
Mordecai - "You see? You don't care about anybody but yourself! All you like to do is cheating, ruin everything, and embarrass me!"
Rigby - "I do not!"
Mordecai - "Besides every time you ruin something, Benson always blame it on me."
Rigby - "That's because you do it too."
Mordecai - "That's because I always tried to stop you but wouldn't listen to me!"
Then Rigby started to get mad and said to Mordecai:
Rigby - "You know what? I don't need this, I'm going back to the house!"
Mordecai - "Fine!"
Rigby angrily walked back to the house while Mordecai was also mad. He was holding a croquet mallet.
Mordecai - "Stupid Rigby, I don't even know why I was friends with him."
Then he threw the croquet mallet high in the air.
Mordecai - "Sometimes I wish I wasn't Rigby's friend…..or maybe I wish I was never born. I also wish that…"
Then the croquet mallet came back and it landed on Mordecai's head very hard.
Mordecai - "I also wish I don't do stupid stuff like this."
Then Mordecai went unconscious and fell to the floor.
That the end of my chapter I'll make the new one soon bye!