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Me: This is so exciting! Your first Oprah show! EEKK! I'm gonna have you answer all sorts of crazy questions.

Percy: You better not or I'll knock you off your broom.
Annabeth: Don't make a fool out of us!

Me: 1) Percy your not Harry Potter. And 2) I'll try my best.

Percabeth: How bout just don't!

Oprah: Hi everybody, today we have Annabeth Chase here with us. She's a world renowned demigod and a real sweetheart. So Annabeth, you mind if we ask you some questions?

Annabeth: Not at all, I'm good with facts!

(audience laughs)

Oprah: Ok, then, audience, what questions do you have for us to ask Mrs. Chase?

Jane: Hi Annabeth, big fan. I was wondering… what do you do when you get your period on a quest? I have that trouble a lot when I'm going on a quest with guys and…

Annabeth: Hmmm… (laughs nervously ) you know, these kind of questions weren't exactly what I had in mind.

Oprah: Go, ahead sweetie, this is the Oprah Winfrey show after all.

Annabeth: Well, yah it gets kind of hard when you're on a quest and… well yah. Like, I'm like the typical girl. I want to hide my period from everybody… especially boys, and so I just kind of have to sneak around. I mean, everybody has to go to the bathroom sometimes right? But I try to time quests with when I don't have my period if I can. So like, just after it ends I'll leave, and I'll make sure to pack lots of tampons just in case.

Oprah: Wow. So you travel with boys a lot?

Annabeth: Yes, mostly with my good friend Percy Jackson. We've been through a lot together and…

Oprah: Well, Percy's in the studio today! Let's bring him out.

Percy: Hi everbody!

(Screams of adoring girls everywhere)

Oprah: I guess you heard our last conversation. What do you think about what Annabeth said?

Annabeth: Oh god. *face-palm*

(audience laughs)

Percy: Ummm… honestly, I wasn't really listening. I was eating lunch. Should I have been?

(audience laughs)

Oprah: Gods I love this boy already, don't you? So Percy, you go on a lot of quests.

Percy: Yes ma'am, my life kind of sucks.

Oprah: Wait, so you people don't like going on quests without your parents. I would think it would be exciting.

Annabeth: I mean, maybe sometimes. Definitely at first it was cool, but after a while you feel kind of lost. I mean we may be teenagers but we are only kids. We miss our family a lot.

Percy: Yah, sometimes I wish I could back to the days when I woke up with my mommy on Christmas morning. (audience awwwwss) I'm kidding folks. (audience laughs) But it is really hard when your on a quest and you've run out of money and you want your mom to be there and kind of like guide you.

Annabeth: When you're a demigod you have to raise yourself a lot. I mean sometimes people get lucky. But we weren't. At all. So, yah, in a nutshell our life does kinda suck.

Oprah: Wow, well we'll be back after the break with some more crazy questions that you two probably won't want to answer.

(audience laughs)

Oprah: stay-tuned.

Annabeth: Typical, there you go again seaweed brain. Stealing my spotlight. Now you're the Oprah lurves you.

Percy: Oh shut up, you and I both know I deserve some time to shine. I'm the one with the life full of misery.

Annabeth: Now wait just one second, I…

Me: Break it up! Break it up! Cmon guys, what're you…

Annabeth: And you! Making her ask about my period! Oh. My. Gods. You embarrassed me so badly! I hate both of you. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave.

Percy: Wow, what's up with her?
Me: PMS?

Annabeth: I heard that.

*silence*
Annabeth: So what's next?
Me: You'll have to wait and see.

Percabeth: Auggghhh!