The Ramblings of Henrich Cornelius Agrippa

by SvendalMunch

Simply Put? This is 10 chapters of Agrippa rambling on and on and on. Why? Because it's hilarious! If your in the mood for something amusing, you'll enjoy! AgrippaXAgrippaXAgrippa. Kidding, but really, no other character is in the story! R&R!

1. Prolouge: Hello Daniel!

Oh, well hello there! I didn't see you there! Would you mind shutting off that machine over there? Ah! Thank you! Thats much better!

So what's your name? Daniel you say? A fitting name for such a strapping young man! You seam a little unsettled! Are you alright? Goodness knows I wouldn't be! I take it you knew Alexander? Awful man isn't he? He's the reason I'm all tied up hear in this husk of a body!

Come! Sit! Stay for a spell! I haven't had anyone but that insufferable torture fanatic for company in quite a few years! let me tell you about my apprentice, Johann Weier! What a fine boy he was...

Alright, I realize this is EXTREMLY short, but this is just the prolouge. I'll be writing a 10 chapter (not including this one) story that is just plain Agrippa talking. Why? BECAUSE AGRIPPA WAS THE GREATEST. It's mostly just because I made a joke about doing it, and my friend (Banhishika) dared me so I figured...why the hell not?