I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, if I did Tsuna would be an adorable uke and not in love with Kyoko. Unfortunately KHR belongs to Akira Amano.

Tsuna was pacing inside of his office when the door slammed open.

"Uh Ryohei-sempai have you seen Kyoko-chan?"

"Sorry to the EXTREME Sawada!"

"Oh, well I'm worried. She hasn't picked up her phone when I've called her."

"Hmm she told me she was going to go shopping," said Haru who had arrived with Yamamoto.

"Oh, well that's probably why she hasn't answered. Thank you Haru-san," said a slightly relieved Tsuna with worried eyes.

"Ahhaha. Hey Tsuna have you seen Dera-kun or Shitopi-chan? We were supposed to go on a double date with them."

"Sorry Yamamoto-san I haven't seen them."

~Meanwhile in another part of Italy~

"VOIII! Where are you taking us Lussuria!" asked an irritated swordsman to a flamboyantly dressed man behind him.

"Well honey I'm taking you all to a quaint little club that's just around the corner!"

"It better not be a gay club you fruity pedophile," came from the pierced lips of the Varia's Lightning Guardian.

"Hush Levi!" screeched the offended Sun Guardian, "I am not a pedophile and it's not a gay club!"

"Uhshishi sure it's not Lussuria," smirked the blonde smiling psychotically.

"That's not nice fake-prince. You just hurt Lussuria's feelings," stated the apathetic boy with a frog on his head.

"Shut up you un-cute kohai!" Accompanying those words were flashes of silver as tiny knifes lodged themselves in Fran's headpiece.

"Oh Bel I thought I asked you not to bring those knives with you!"

"SHUT UP TRASH!" yelled the irritated Varia boss before Bel could respond.

"Ah here we are darlings," stated the once again cheerful Lussuria.

"Hmm its not a gay bar after all."

"Ha," Lussuria said sarcastically, "Hey isn't that the cute little Vongola's fiancee?"

The other Varia members looked to where Lussuria was pointing to and saw a brunette female grinding up against a tall muscular man.

"It looks like her," replied Fran calmly.

"Uhshishi looks like she's cheating on him."

"You shouldn't laugh at other people's misery sempai."

"Shut it froggy."

"VOIII! Think we should tell him?"

"How do we know she's not just here with some friends?" asked a concerned Lussuria.

"Shut up trash."

~Timeskip an hour~

Xanxus, Squalo, Belphagor, Fran, Lussuria, and Levi all watched in varying levels of disgust and contempt as the Vongola's Decimo's fiancee practically had sex with a man in the shadows of the club.

"Damn she is cheating on him," cursed the unusually tense Mist Guardian.

"Should we show the Decimo what we found Boss?" inquired the no longer smiling Bel.

"We might as well tell the trash. One of you call him and tell him to get his ass over here!" ordered Xanxus through clenched teeth.

"A-are you sure that's a good idea Xanxus?" asked a hesitant shark.

"NOW TRASH!"

"Yes Boss." they chorused.