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Fourth Shot: Alvin and the Chipmunks

Target: Britney

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Oooh! That Alvin! I can't stand him sometimes! That cocky, self assured smile of his always does things to me... Still, it doesn't explain how I got myself into this predicament!

Deciding to get down to business, I hike up my skirt and wiggle out of my stocking and panty in one go. I may be upset with Alvin – even more so than usual – but a girl still has to take the time to pee. But before I plant my gorgeous backside on the toilet, I decide to check that the toilet seat is down. Sure, it's an all-girl household, but Alvin was just here. I checked for 'wet spots' as well – that boy doesn't have the decency to do anything right, so…

With the 'all clear' I sit down. Unfortunately I have nothing to do other than think about the dare. The dare I agreed to. Why did I agree to it again? Oh right, he tricked me. He started his usually boasting about how fearless he is, and about how he knows I'm too dainty to do anything bad.

So when he started talking about how the Chipmunks have twice as many hits as the Chipettes and how it's because of his willingness to do whatever it took… Of course I couldn't let him one up me. Thinking back, that was probably his plan.

He wasn't done either. He kept telling me that I'd never have what it takes, and how even if I somehow convinced him I'd never really convince myself. That hurt, mostly because I'm not sure if he's right or not.

I mean, sure I'm willing to do almost anything. But Alvin really will do ANYTHING to have the spotlight on himself and his band. That's when he dropped the bomb. And what a mess it made. "If you think you can handle anything, if you think you're willing to do anything. Then I dare you to go down on Jeannette."

Of course my mouth got me into trouble. I told him I'd do it before my brain even registered what he'd said. The weird thing is that he didn't ask for any kind of proof. It's like he is so confident I won't do it that he's not even considering it. Like he's already won and I just need to accept that.

Oooh! That Alvin! I tear off some toilet paper and wipe myself dry. Then I drop the paper into the toilet, get up and start pulling everything back up. I make sure to repackage everything properly too – nothing is worse that my undies not fitting snugly. Well, nothing not directly involving Alvin.

Once that's done, I wash my hands. Somehow the cool water on my hands always helps me to think. Can I really go through with this? Do I really have what it takes? I mean, if I don't then how can the Chipettes ever really compete with the Chipmunks?

But how can I do that to Jeannette? She's my sister! And a girl! Kissing her isn't that big a deal – we've done it before. She got really nervous about a big date she had with Simon, begging me to teach her how to kiss properly. I snort, remembering how insecure she was about that.

After teaching her where to place her hands, when to close her eyes, how to hold her lips – all the technical details that matter – she goes and tells me that she isn't sure how to put it all together. Of course being the brainiac she is, she comes to the conclusion that the only way to prove it is to do it, which she told me. Yup, seconds before planting a kiss on me. I didn't pay too much attention to it – she was just nervous and really wanted Simon to have the best night of his life. It just wasn't a big deal.

This however, is a VERY big deal. This isn't just a kiss. This is third base and sliding into the home stretch! With my sister! Well, at least I know I can trust her. I know she'll help me if I ask her.

Am I actually considering this?! I'm actually considering this!