Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or Zoey 101

"What sculpture are you working on Spencer?" Carly asked.

"Nothing." Spencer sighed.

"Nothing?"

"No. I don't have any ideas."

"Well, I have to go get the studio ready for iCarly."

Sam rushed into the apartment, slamming the door behind her. "I'll be at the fridge." She pointed at the fridge and marched over to it.

Freddie opened the door. "What you did wasn't nice, Sam."

"What did Sam do?" Carly wondered.

"She slammed the door in my face."

"Whatever Fredward." Sam spat.

"Can you be nice for once?"

Sam picked up an orange and hurled it towards Freddie.

"Ow." Freddie shouted. "I don't deserve to be treated like this."

"Whatever."

"I'm going to go upstairs because iCarly starts in a few."

"I'll be up there shortly." Carly replied.

"Here I come!" Sam shouted.

Carly rolled her eyes, stood up and headed upstairs.

"I'm here." Carly announced as she opened the door to the studio.

"In five… four… three… two… one." Freddie announced.

"I'm Carly!" Carly exclaimed.

"I'm Sam!" Sam exclaimed as well.

"Today on iCarly we are going to have an eating contest. We will have two cherry pies and the one that finishes first is the winner."

Sam pressed the applause button on her remote.

"Lets start eating."

Carly stands on the left side and Sam on the right.

"Three… two…one… begin!" Freddie shouted.

"Carly wins the eating competition!" Freddie cheered.

"Did I win anything?" Carly wondered.

"Sorry, but no. This was only for fun."

"I know. I was only joking."

"Next will be Gibby saying the alphabet… while eating a stock of asparagus."

"Do I have to?" Gibby whined.

"Yes."

"Ugh." He picked up the single stalk of asparagus on a plate on the same table the pies were on. "A…" He took a bite of asparagus.

Spencer was still deciding what he wanted to do for his sculpture.

He then thought of something.

He rummaged through the trash can and started building something with it.

"F…" Gibby took another bite of asparagus. "Can I stop now… please?"

"No. Not until you finish the alphabet." Sam smirked.

"This is torture."

Spencer had run out of trash. He chose to build a trash giraffe sculpture. He went through the other trash cans in the apartment.

"L…" Gibby took another bite.

Spencer was finishing up his sculpture. He sprayed it with something to get rid of the bad odor.

"Z…" Gibby took his final bite of asparagus. "Finished."

"Thanks Gibby." Freddie concluded. "You can now leave."

Gibby rushed out of the studio before Sam made him do something else.

"We will be doing one more skit today."

"Yeah. Today we will be doing another farm girl skit." Carly stated.

"Have you ever had fondue?" Sam asked.

"Shh. Be quiet or you will wake up the squirrel on your face." Carly stated.

"They're not…"

"Shh, or you'll wake those baby squirrels on your face."

"And scene." Freddie ended the skit.

"That's it for today." Carly waved at the camera.

"No. It's not."

"What do you mean Freddie?"

"Well. Next time on iCarly, we will have some guests."

"Who?"

"We will have a few students from PCA over. They are Zoey Brooks, Lola Martinez, Nicole Bristow, Chase Matthews, Logan Reese, Quinn Pensky, Michael Barrett, and Stacey Dillsen."

Sam pressed the boo button on her remote. "Oops. I pressed the wrong button." She then pressed the applause button. "Be sure to watch next time."

"I was watching your show while I was building this." Spencer pulled a sheet off of his sculpture.

"Um… Spencer. What is that?" Carly asked.

"I made a sculpture out of trash."

"I see. So why… that?"

"Well… I really wanted to build a sculpture and this was the first idea that came to mind."

"I'll be at the fridge again." Sam pointed at the fridge again and marched towards it. She opened it and pulled out a can of tuna and closed the door behind her. She pulled out one of the drawers and took out a spoon. After closing it, she took a seat on the couch and opened the can. She started to eat her tuna with the spoon. After taking a bite, she shouted "when will they come?"

"Could you please not talk with food in your mouth?" Carly complained. "Anyway. They'll be here in a few days."

"Okay."

"FREDDIE!" Marissa screamed from next door.

"I've got to go." Freddie sighed.

"Bye Fredward." Sam shouted.

"Freddie!" Marissa shouted.

"Yes Mom?" Freddie sighed.

"You never made your bed. Plus, you left your dirty clothes on the floor."

"But mom."

"No buts. Go and clean your room right now young man."

"Yes Mom."

"I have to go." Sam announced. "My mom just texted me saying that she was having a gigantic wart removed from her back and she needs me to come over."

"Eww." Carly squealed.

"I know, I know. Anyways, bye."