This is the one-shot I was talking about from the story "Kidnapped". And yes, I thought this was fun to write about. And this is a Candy one-shot. I really hope you enjoy this story. And now I have 2 one-shots to write: A Pokemon one and possibly, and Adventure Time one. GO ERIC X WENDY AND SOUTH PARK :D!
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Also, review with mean comments, DEATH BY CHEESE :D!
Wendy Testaburger is now a 6th grader. And she still has the ability to take down Eric Cartman in a fight. And, there were rumors that she broke up with Stan; and the rumors were true.
And Wendy heard that Eric lost some weight. He looked a lot better than what he did last time, but he was a little pudgy. And that was thankful.
Anyway, Wendy was walking down the hall with her best friend, Bebe. Of course, since the Wendy and Stan break up, Bebe kind of liked Stan. Usually, Wendy would get jealous from that, but since the incident, she really doesn't care anymore.
She can go out with him. Wendy thought. I don't really care.
When the thought got out of her mind, she wasn't paying attention to where she was walking. She had spaced out.
Meanwhile, Eric was running down the hall, beating Kenny in a race.
"Dude, slow down! You'll run into someone!" Kenny said to Eric, who was ignoring Kenny.
"I don't care!"
Eric wasn't paying attention to where he was running. Then, he ran so fast, he bumped into Wendy. They both fell down. And Eric's face was on Wendy's boobs…
"Uh." Wendy groaned. She then looked at Eric. "What are yo- OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
She couldn't believe what she saw; Eric's face, hidden in her breasts. She blushed a deep red. And to be honest, Stan never did that.
Finally, Eric removed his face from her breasts. For the first time, he felt breasts. He then looked at her, embarrassed.
"Sorry, Wendy." Eric said.
She huffed.
"Dude, what the fucking hell was that for, bastard?" She said.
When Wendy got up, she pushed Eric and walked away, with one huff. The only people there were Bebe, Kenny, and Eric.
"What just happened?" Eric asked.
Kenny's eyes widened.
"Dude, your face ran into her breasts." He said. "That's what you get for not paying attention."
Kenny lended Eric a hand. As soon as Eric got up and left, Bebe was terribly confused.
"What was I looking at?" She said.
She then sighed and walked back to class.
Well, that was interesting... Well, it was to me but still.
AND YOU ALL KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARDS!
Just kidding :D!
Please review! I appreciate it! And thanks for reading, if you did!
Also, review with mean comments, DEATH BY CHEESE :D!