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In the deep, vast forest of Hetalia...

Long have I served as the Guardian spirit. I am known as the Deku Tree.

The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me.

Each Kokiri each has his or her own guardian fairy.

However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy...

Because he's a sick little weirdo... -shudders-

"Man, this dream sucks." Alfred whined. He stood outside of the castle town gate. As the bridge lowered itself, two figures galloped out on a white horse. "Finally, some chicks."

"Hey there, baby~" he called. The first person replied with, "Get away from me, you loser!" and they rode off, leaving Alfred behind.

"Great, now even in my dreams I'm not getting any." He huffed. "Man why does nobody love-GAH!" he turned to see a tall figure on a black horse.

He turned to him, "You know, you're kinda cute."

"Nooo!"

"Oh, Britannia fairy, listen to my words.. Listen to the words of Antonio, the deku tree."

"Do you always refer to yourself in third person?" The small fairy sighed, turning to the tree.. person.. spirit... thing.

"No, the Deku tree doesn't!" he argued. "Now, I think it's time for the boy without a fairy to discover his destiny~"

"And what destiny is that?" The fairy asked. "Well, to get that damn squirrel that built a nest inside me, of course!" He said, as if it were the most plain thing in the world.

"Do you have any idea how annoying it is having nuts deep inside you?"

"For the last time, yes!" he was obviously annoyed. "Stop asking me that!"

"Whatever. Just go get the boy without a fairy." And so Arthur flew off to complete his task.

"Yeah, whatever you big wooden idiot."

The male fairy sighed as he flew through the shrubs and out of the small cavern the Deku tree rests in. "Why does it have to be him? He's probably not even out of bed yet."

He ended up having to fly between the legs of the guard at the end of the tunnel. "Out of my way, jack ass!"

He passed the shop, where a girl sat on the roof. "Hello!"

"Oh, hello yourself." he continued flying. "Probably going to be stuck up there forever."

He then passed a boy who appeared to be... "Are you humping a rock?"

"Heeellz yeah."

"Okay, must get out of here." He scanned the small forest for the boy's house. "Really fast."

He sped up in one direction, letting out a sarcastic yell as he did so. But, he ran into a large gazebo fence. "Ow. I hope no one saw that.."

"I did~" the boy from before called. "Shut up, rock humper!"

Once he found the correct house, he flew inside.

"Finally.. This place is a real freaktown." he sighed. "Hey you, wake up." heflew over to the boy sleeping on his small bed. He shuddered in his sleep.

"No.. Get off me, you big pale Vodka man..." he mummered. "Ookay?" the fairy sighed. "Oh, screw it, wake up. I don't want to walk past the rock humper again."

The boy finally did sit up, and he yawned. "Whew... Hey, they make light bulbs with wings now." he sat on the edge of his bed and gazed at the fairy.

"I'm a fairy, you jackass." it grumbled.

"Heehee~! Sweet, it talks." he chuckled.

"...Right, whatever. Look- just come on. The Deku tree has a job for you." he groaned.

"Tell 'em I'll go when he comes to get me himself." The boy kicked his legs back and forth off the side of his bed.

"You do realize that he is a tree, correct?"

"Oh." he blinked. " I just thought he had a funny last name."

"A funny las-! ..." he groaned. "You jackass! Either come with me now, or els I'll.."

"Or else you'll what?" he was obviously not a very smart boy.

"I'll kick your ass; that's what."

"Yeah right," he snikered. "As if I'd get my ass kicked by a flying lightbulb."

The fairy scowled. "Well, I'm going back to bed."

THIS STORY IS RATED T. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY AND KEEP THIS PART CENSORED.

"Ha. If this were prison, you'd be my bitch." the fairy laughed as they walked out of the house.

"Shut up..." the boy grumbled.

TBC

Wow this was... yeah. I got the idea from the Majora's Mask version, but I think it'd be better if I started with the Ocarina of time. If you haven't figured it out yet, Alfred is Link and Arthur is Navi. Antonio (or Spain) is the Deku tree.

THIS WAS BASED OFF OF adamwestslapdog's ABRIDGED SERIES ON YOUTUBE AND I DO NOT OWN IT NOR DO I OWN HETALIA. I ONLY OWN THIS LITTLE PIECE OF WRITING, BUT EVEN SO, IT'S UN-ORIGINAL. -sobs-

The next chapter will be up very quickly. :D

~Hari-sama