Star Wars: Yoda goes wild Pt. 1
Yoda was quite disturbed. His penis pills weren't working, the force alchemy he casted upon his phallus flunked, and Sheeve Palpatine was being a little bitch. "I need you to sign these documents Master Yoda, to complete my.." "Fuck this I say, to Brothel I go." Yoda used the force on a pen and signed Sheevs parchment and then clicked the pen really fast for a few seconds before hopping in his limousine and cracking open a cold one. "To Madam Milkers, I want to go" "Of course master Yoda, well be on our way" said the slave droid. Little did Yoda know, it was an assassin droid sent by Qui Gon to keep Yoda on edge and in shape. "Dumb droid you are, hmph, obedient slave, yes." The droid whipped around and started blasting but the back seat was empty. "Scanning area. WARNING. NO VITAL SIGNS. MISSION FAILURE ALERT. FUCK." In robot voice.
"Close one that was, Qui Gon is gay." Yoda lept onto a trash truck which smelled of shit and piss and scrambled eggs. He squatted to a seemingly smaller posture, pulled down his robes, spread his mini ass cheeks and shit stinky gloopy muck on the windshield. "Heh, fucked you are, heh cant see can you?" trash truck crashed as Yoda lept into a nearby alley full of sloppy sluts and heroic hoes. "My cuck, you suck. Credits, I have." A Mandalorian matron pulled out a magnifying glass to search his crotch for any signs of sexual life. An acorn was spotted "Gotcha" she sucked his cock 3 ways to Dantooine. Yoda fucked her on a dumpster, then jetted green grime on her cheeks, her face gleaming with crusty spunk. "Hehe, good for your skin it is, protein cum has!" Yoda and the slut walked to a nearby disco and got it ON. The ensuing dance off was legendary, rad and most of all, fucked! Lights, drinks, music, star wars, they had it all.
It was time for Karaoke and Yoda was up. "Listen to my heart, listen to my love, I'm about to show up again. Into the night clubs, into the right notes, I'll be back on rocking the fans." The Audience raved as Eurobeat was jamming and Yoda hit every note spot on. "Thank you, I do. Fun I had" A bouncer came and dumped a bottle of champagne on Yoda, pissing him off. "Fuck!" Yoda grabbed the bottle and broke it over his noggin, knocking him out cold. "Sorry for the mess" Yoda said, mocking Han Solo's line in Episode IV, A New Hump.