NOTE: I don't own any characters in this story. If I did, I would either (A) make them all die (B) Make them all suffer (C) make them suffer, then die (D) sell them to a band of traveling gypsies or (E) all of the above, not necessarily in that order, but maybe. Anyways, these characters don't belong to me, they belong to a middle aged bald guy who spends his entire life writing stories for a Disney channel TV show. Sad, huh? And I don't condone violence, drug use, or animal abuse. I just had writer's block. Sorry!
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Gordo was walking to school. Nothing out of the ordinary. Tree, house, tree, mailbox, tree, bush, birdhouse, newspaper, evil cat with bulging eyes and pus dripping from its ears.
"EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS??!?!?!?" Gordo yelled. He ran and ran and ran. But the cat was right behind him. How could the cat even move? It already looked dead!! But he ran.
Tree, house, tree, bush, garage, tree, house, ROCK!
Gordo stopped and grabbed the rock, and with a smack the rock hit the cat square between the eyes. A river of ooze spewed out of its skull, but it wouldn't die, it kept on running after him.
"AHHHHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE!!!" And he kept running. After a while the cat got closer and closer.
Tree, house, garage, bush, rock, stump, pole, tree BASEBALL BAT!
Gordo stopped and hit the cat with a conveniently placed baseball bat. Now its tail was split open, and bugs crawled out of it.
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF ITS TAIL!!! He yelled, but he kept on running. He was running out of breath, he couldn't last much longer.
Tree, Tree, house, garage, bush, rock, stump, pole, tree, GAS TANK AND MATCHES!!!
Gordo stopped and threw gas all over the cat and threw a match onto it. It burst into flames and squealed in anger. But the flames didn't last long, and soon it was part molten and smoking.
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF ITS TAIL AND MOLTEN SKIN AND SMOKING BODY!!! Gordo ran and ran and ran , but he began to feel faint. He couldn't run much longer!!! Eventually it felt like his legs wouldn't move, and the cat jumped....
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND ......
Smack. Gordo hit the floor by his bed. He got up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and began to walk to the bathroom
"Jeez, I really need to lay off the crack."
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Gordo was walking to school. Nothing out of the ordinary. Tree, house, tree, mailbox, tree, bush, birdhouse, newspaper, evil cat with bulging eyes and pus dripping from its ears.
"EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS??!?!?!?" Gordo yelled. He ran and ran and ran. But the cat was right behind him. How could the cat even move? It already looked dead!! But he ran.
Tree, house, tree, bush, garage, tree, house, ROCK!
Gordo stopped and grabbed the rock, and with a smack the rock hit the cat square between the eyes. A river of ooze spewed out of its skull, but it wouldn't die, it kept on running after him.
"AHHHHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE!!!" And he kept running. After a while the cat got closer and closer.
Tree, house, garage, bush, rock, stump, pole, tree BASEBALL BAT!
Gordo stopped and hit the cat with a conveniently placed baseball bat. Now its tail was split open, and bugs crawled out of it.
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF ITS TAIL!!! He yelled, but he kept on running. He was running out of breath, he couldn't last much longer.
Tree, Tree, house, garage, bush, rock, stump, pole, tree, GAS TANK AND MATCHES!!!
Gordo stopped and threw gas all over the cat and threw a match onto it. It burst into flames and squealed in anger. But the flames didn't last long, and soon it was part molten and smoking.
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF ITS TAIL AND MOLTEN SKIN AND SMOKING BODY!!! Gordo ran and ran and ran , but he began to feel faint. He couldn't run much longer!!! Eventually it felt like his legs wouldn't move, and the cat jumped....
"AHHH NOT THE EVIL CAT WITH BULGING EYES AND PUS DRIPPING OUT OF ITS EARS AND OOZE RUNNING DOWN ITS FACE AND ......
Smack. Gordo hit the floor by his bed. He got up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and began to walk to the bathroom
"Jeez, I really need to lay off the crack."