Lunar 2 Characters gone Crazie

Featuring

Hiro

Lucia

Lemina

Jean

Ronfar

Leo

Althena

And other random characters



Chapter one.

Lucia: hmmmm

Lemina: SHADDUP IM COUNTIN MA MONEY

Hiro: Hey look a flying Bird

Ronfar: You're a stupid Drunk that's not even drunk ya know?

Jean: I think im Bi yo

Leo: Oh Dear god help us

Althena: Yup she's a gonner why don't you flap your little asses to hell BOW BEFORE ME!

Lemina: ya don't exist anymore

Althena: Oh yea

Hiro: That's a big turn down

Lemina: I said Shaddup

Jean: Oh dear Lemina you look Hot like that

Lemina: OH Dear GOD! IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!

::Suddenly the6 Lunar characters Walk in::

Alex: YO YO MA HOMIES

Mia: Sup ya'll?

Jessica: YA KYLE LETS MAKE OUT

Kyle: Lets not

Nash: I love my Hair

Luna: Maybe you should um get a life?

Lemina: I SAID SHUT UP JESUS FRICKEN CHRIST NOW YOU ALL GONNA DIE!

Alex: Screw this im going to get drunk

Kyle: Me 2

Jessica: Don't leave me

Nash: Yea Screw it

Luna: I don't wanna be a virgin still

Mia: Im gonna stay

All 5 Lunar SSSC: Fine

Mia: So Lemina what are you doin?

Lemina: AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH DIE! ::Lemina tackles Mia and starts choking the life out of her::

Hiro: She's so calm…

Althena: IM AM RULER OF YOU ALL I MADE THE BLUE STAR

Lucia: DAMM BITCH THEN GO FIX THE DAMM BLUE STAR

Leo and Ronfar: Lets Harass Jean

Jean: EWWWWWWWWWW BOYS!

Hiro and Lucia: Lemina are you done?

Lemina: 1…….2………..3……..4……5…6……7……8…..9…..10! I am calm now…..

Lucia: Lets see your progress::she walks towards the money slips and all the coins scatter::

Lemina: ::starts to Cry::

::Suddenly a large Voice can be heard from the Outside::

Voice:: He he im the dark god Zophar FEAR ME!::

Lemina: AH SHUT UP! ::SHOOTS FIREBALLS IN ZOPHAR'S MOUTH::

Zophar::ugh dies::

Mia: WOW? OOOO IM IMPRESSED LIKE LEMINA IT MUST TO BEEN HARD TO DO THAT

Lemina: WOULD YOU STOP BITCHING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD



::Suddenly an Evil Princess Appears outside of Pentagulia::

Evil Princess: AH YES I HAVE COME TO THE WORLD OF LUNAR!

Lemina: OOOO Lets go see it I wanna kill it

Mia: that's nice……….

Hiro: You read our minds

Lucia: Lemina we were just ready to go out and kill ourselves

Leo and Ronfar and Jean: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

Lemina: SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUPP

::all 7 go out and venture to Pentagulia::

Leo: AHH The Dragonship Destiny



Hiro: Get your greasy Paw's away from it ITS MINE NOW MINE ALLLL MINE!

Leo:……………

Lucia: YAY I LOVE THIS SHIP

Jean: I think I first became BI on here

Lemina: that's lovely……….

Ronfar: Jean you're a weirdo

Mia: Wow lovely ship

Althena: SHUT THE HELL UP AND WORSHIP ME

Lemina: FOR THE 4TH FRICKING TIME YOUR NOT REAL YOU DON'T EXIST

Jean: OOO Harsh

::As all 7 sail to Pentagulia they wonder who the new enemy is::



Lucia: I wonder who the new enemy is

Lemina: All I know is the Magical Guild of Vane's leader (ME) Is gonna whip there sorry asses!

Mia: I'm the leader

Lemina: Oh Don't fuck with me on that subject girl

Jean: Yowsa HARSH

Althena: I AM

Lemina: DON'T SAY IT

Althena: Yes Ma'am



Mia: Hey She's Luna

Lemina: She's Confused in the head

Althena: I am

Lemina: GRRRRRRRR

Althena: Going to shut up now

Hiro: Here we are Pentagulia

Lemina: Lets all go by ourselves and get Killed

Hiro: err how bout we don't

Hiro: 2 parties Lemina and me are the heads of the 2 parties

Hiro: Ill take Lucia

Lucia: YOU SLY DEVIL::GIGGLES::

Hiro:Erm Lucia Jean Leo

Lemina: and I get Mia Ronfar and Althena?

Hiro:Yep

Lemina: NOT FAIR SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME BITCH THAT SHES NOT THE GODDESS ANYMORE

Althena: Ill switch with Jean

Lemina: YES

Hiro: Fine

Lemina: ok lets Venture off

Hiro:right

::the 2 parties go different ways to find this new evil lady::

Hiro: hmm where are we Althena?

Althena: In my chapel of worship

Leo:……………………

Lucia: Ill take Lemina's place SHADDUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Althena: yes ma'am

Evil Princess: AHH HA HA HA WELCOME TO MY EBIL LAYER

Hiro: Ebil?

Leo: New Slang

Althena: New Language

Lucia: aww shaddup



Chapter 2

Jean:Wow these girls Look hot enough to fuck

Mia: I think we we're better off with Althena

Lemina:Trust me we weren't

Ronfar:hm ill say that we're near the Goddess Tower.

Lemina: Ok lets go up the Stairs

::As they party heads up the stairs Jean has a sudden urge to do something::

Jean:ermm Lemina

Lemina: ::turns around:: What?

Jean: ::sticks hands in her panties

Lemina: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE SLUT!

Jean:SAVE ME………………………………

::Suddenly Jean and Lemina fall into A trap door followed by Mia and Ronfar::

Lemina: are you 2 stupid enough to fall in a trap with us?

Mia: Most Likely

Ronfar: Ya……

::We Switch to Hiro's party now ::

Hiro: Hey the Top of the Goddess Tower

::All 4 walk in and find a Lady torturing Lemina and her Party::

Lemina: STOP YOUR TICKLING MEEEEEEEE

Ronfar: No that's just making me



Jean: COME ON ILL PAY YOU

Mia: My name is Mia, Mia Ausa May I ask your name?

Hiro: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING

Althena: YEA WHAT IN MY NAME ARE YOU DOING?

Lucia: I SAID SHADDDDDDDUP

Leo: Well now what do we do

Lemina: Well first you can umm SAVE ME!

Mia: YEA

Ronfar: ROCK ON

Jean: JUST ONE KISS?!

Leo: Uh RIIIIIGHT

Hiro: that's nice…..

Althena: EWWWWWW I CREATED YOU?

Lucia: I said SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDUP!

Hiro: lets just save them

Lucia: I HAVE AN IDEA ::she flashes the Evil Princess

Evil Princess: AHHHHHH MY EYES

Hiro: COME ON

::all 3 untie Lemina and her party and rush back to Lucia

Evil Princess: STOP NO MORE PLEASE MERCY!!!!!!!!

Jean: OOOOOOO LEMME SEE!

Lucia ::quickly closes her blouse::

Evil Queen: FIGHT ME

Lemina: Uh No Way

Jean: Screw this

Althena: I AM

Lemina: EH HEM

Althena: oh yea ……..

Hiro:Cross DRESS BOOMERANG!

Lucia: Honey FLASH!

Jean: Gypsy Stripping!

Lemina: Mega Magic FLAME!

Mia: Magic Seal

Leo: Goddess Prayer

Althena: My Prayer!!!!

Lemina: Die!!!

Ronfar: Drunk Attack!!!!!

All8: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Evil Princess: Ugh

Ramus: HEY THERE ARE SOME GOOD SALES TODAY SO COME ON DOWN TO MERIBIA FOR A GOOD SALE.

Lemina: RAMUS SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ramus: So sorry::disappears::

Mia: I never Liked him

Lemina: No one does

Lucia: TRANSPORT:: they disappear to the bottom of the tower::

Hiro: What should we do

Narrator: Hey can I join your party

Hiro: FUCK NO

Narrator: sighs:: ok

Mia: So what are we waiting for

Hiro: Shes to strong

Lucia: Darn

Leo: What?

Lucia: Why cant I be the goddess

Althena: CAUSE I

Lemina::pulls out gun:: Wanna finish that sentence?\

Althena: Eep no



::Suddenly Lucia stares at the wall not moving and her eyes go blank::

Hiro: Um Lucia are you having a random Moment again?

Narrator:Lucia runs up the stairs away from the party to the evil Princess

Eprincess: Lucia I want you to rise the goddess tower from the bottom of Pentagulia

Mia: Hey I remember when Luna did this

Althena: OF Course I remembered it that's when I was

Lemina: eh hem ::points to gun::

Althena:………….

Jean: EEEEE We better run

::all 7 run on the dragon ship destiny as Lucia stands before the pentagonal lake::

Lucia: AHHHH HA ::Voice Cracks::

Lemina: Damm she cant even do it

Althena: No No your doing it wrong

Jean: Maybe she needs someone to help her

Hiro: Um are you all High Again?

Althena: They are……

Mia: You Just Noticed

Ronfar and Leo: No DA!!!

::Lucia finally gets her voice in order and sings::

Lucia: WHEN I WAS ALONE AS ONE

Evil Princess: NOT THAT SONG

Lucia: Oh Right AHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

::The tower Rises::

::Everyone excluding Hiro:: NOW SHE GETS IT RIGHT!

Hiro: Eh?

Lucia::runs and trips before she could inside the tower::

Lucia: oof

::Minus Hiro:: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Evil Princess: Come Face ME!!

::Hiro Runs into the castle and the other 6 are left out::

Althena: I AM YOUR GODDESS HIRO DON'T FORGET::

Lemina: UGH ::SHOOTS ALTHENA IN THE HEAD::

Althena: Ugh ::Dies::

Jean: SCREW THIS IM OUTIE

Leo: Cmon Ronfar a new strip bar opened up

Ronfar: Sweet

::Mia and Lemina stay as the other 3 go::

Mia: What should we do

Lemina: I donno

Hiro:: at the top of the tower:: DIE

Evil Princess: Naw its ok

Hiro::Triple Sword::

Princess::Dies::



Hiro: LUCIA!

::Hiro Runs to kiss Lucia he trips and falls in her Breasts::

Lucia: YOU PERVERT::Smacks hiro all the way down to the bottom of the tower::

The End