Moulin Hogwarts
I own nothing of Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter or any of the songs I am about to make fun of...
"Oh for Merlin's sake Hermione, my must you make me watch this muggle rubbish?" Pansy was being dragged by her lover into their bedroom to watch Moulin Rouge.
"Pansy, you promised!" Hermione protested, keeping a firm hold of Pansy wrist as she allowed herself to become a dead weight. "Now what are you doing?"
"Passive protest" Pansy replied now limp on the floor.
"Well it's not going to work; you are watching this film, even if I have to handcuff you to bed." Hermione threatened, clearly not realising what she had said.
"You never said anything about handcuffs before." Pansy replied slyly
"Look, it's my turn to choose a film, and you WILL watch it! I had to watch bloody Rambo with you last night, the least you can is watch this. Besides, it's got can-can girls and a nearly naked Nicole Kidman, who remains scantly-clad for the majority of the film." Hermione said with a devilish smirk
"I have no idea who Nicole Kidman is, but none the less, I'm sold." Pansy swiftly got up and accompanied her girlfriend to their bed room.
Hermione placed the DVD delicately into the machine and pressed play, snuggling up close to Pansy.
The opening credits began to roll and Pansy quickly became restless "Boring!"
"Pansy!"
"Sorry, but I was promised nude women!"
"Nearly naked women"
"Oh…"
As the film went through Christian's heart breaking story, Pansy soon found herself falling asleep.