Disclaimer: everything belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy….. grrr argggh
Summary: after the collapse of the hellmouth, Buffy's a mess and doing some very random things also she's living in LA and spike hasn't come back… yet.
"I love you" "no you don't but thanks for saying it"
"STUPID! IDIOTIC! VAMPIRE!" Buffy yelled as she hit a vamp in the head and ducked it's swing at her. "You were waiting three years for that! THREE!!!! And then you just deny it?!
The vampire Buffy was fighting glanced around him looking for the person the slayer was yelling at, seeing no one he ran at her fangs bared.
"And you know what? I meant it," Buffy hit the vampire in the head and sent him spiraling into a gravestone "It wasn't just a pity thing! I MEANT IT!"
The vampire looked around again as his head stopped throbbing and realized that the Slayer must have really gone crazy of course he had heard the rumours: that she was yelling at vamps accusing them of being selfish and declaring adamantly that she loved the ever elusive "him." He'd even heard that she would sometimes break down crying and just hug the vampire until the sun came up and fried them extra crispy.
Buffy was looking at some tree and it was reminding her of spike the way it was standing so tall with its arms outstretched ready to save the world …and burn up and make a whole city collapse and leave its lover alone to mourn and sob and never get on with her life ever to have nothing to remember him by but a giant gaping crater… which on second thought is quite a big thing to remember him by but still looked nothing like spike…
The vampire looked up and saw the slayer advancing towards him with a stake in hand she was muttering under her breath
"It's just a tree, it's just a tree, nothing but a tree, it's just a tree, it's not him reincarnate, its just a tree, slay the vampire and go home, it's just a tree." Buffy lunged forward and staked the vampire in the heart. Buffy laughed at the very confused look on the vampires face as he turned to dust hey he was one of the lucky ones she thought at least I didn't start crying on him.
Buffy sighed and started making her way home. As she walked through the crowded streets of L.A. she decided she would go see Angel in the morning, she needed to see someone connected to spike.
So what'd ya think? I'm going to add the next chapter very soon but I still want lots of reviews so you must … PLEASE. If you don't I'll … I'll …. Well its summer and I have nothing to do anyway so I'm going to update no matter what. Just please review