Olive Quimby and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Hey, guys. sean. here bringing you another great episode of my A.N.T. Farm spin-off Fletcher & Olive. After watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with Fletcher during movie date night, Olive tells him that she dislikes the movie. Fletcher tries to get revenge on Olive by watching a favorite movie of hers. Sub-plot: Cole writes a letter to Chuck Norris saying that he will find him, then fears for his life after Catherine tells Cole that he will find him. This is going to be a good one. So here it is, Olive Quimby and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Enjoy.

Scene One

Act One

INT. Fletcher and Olive's house. 5:00PM, Friday. Queens, NY

(Olive is in the kitchen boiling some water for her tea. Fletcher enters the house)

Fletcher: Hey sweetie.

Olive: Hi Fletcher. (Kisses him)

Fletcher: How was work?

Olive: Pretty good. I sold a couple of houses today. What about you?

Fletcher: I interviewed the mayor. What are you about to fix?

Olive: I'm about to fix some tea.

Fletcher: Herbal tea?

Olive: Yes.

Fletcher: You're fixing herbal tea?

Olive: Yeah.

Fletcher: Don't we have any regular tea?

Olive: We do.

Fletcher: Oh, well herbal tea is fine.

(Olive pours him a cup of tea. Gets some sugar cubes for the tea)

Olive: One lump or two?

Fletcher: You're not going to hit me in the head with a mallet like Bugs Bunny dressed as Granny?

Olive: No, I'm not going to hit you in the head.

Fletcher: Good.

(Olive gives Fletcher his cup of tea.)

Fletcher: Thanks.

Olive: You're welcome.

(Fletcher takes a few sips)

Fletcher: Oh, guess what tonight is?

Olive: Ooh is it Open Mike night at the city morgue?

Fletcher: Eww, no. It's date night movie night.

Olive: We're not going to watch Spaceballs are we?

Fletcher: No. I bought a few movies from Best Buy. I bought Spooky Buddies, Ramona and Beezus, and an instant classic Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Olive: Indiana Jones?

Fletcher: Yeah, I haven't seen that movie in a long time. It's the best movie by Steven Spielberg. Haven't you ever seen it?

Olive: I haven't seen it before. But I've read about it.

Fletcher: Oh Olive, you are going to enjoy this movie. I watched it with my parents when I was young. Trust me, you'll love this movie.

Olive: The last time I watched a movie with you, I watched George A. Romero's Day of the Dead and it had zombies in it. You know that I'm scared of zombies. That's one of my biggest fears.

Fletcher: Well, you didn't have to beat me up with the couch pillow after we watched that movie. You almost knocked my eye out.

(Olive rolls her eyes at Fletcher)

(Cut to Cole's Apartment)

INT. Cole's apartment. 129 W. 81st Street. New York, NY

(Cat sees Cole writing a letter)

Cat: What are you doing?

Cole: Writing a letter.

Cat: To who?

Cole: Chuck Norris.

Cat: Chuck Norris.

Cole: Yeah.

Cat: Ooookay.

Cole: What?

Cat: Why would you write a letter to Chuck Norris? You don't even have his address.

Cole: Yes I do.

Cat: What?

Cole: My friend Marty Wolf knows Chuck Norris and he gave me his address so I can write to him. So, I thought it was a good time to write to him.

Cat: Good luck with that.

Cole: Why, thank you Cat.

Cat: By the way, what does it say on the letter.

(Cole starts reading the letter)

Cole: P.S. I am going to find you.

Cat: Are you out of your mind?!

Cole: What?

Cat: You're crazy.

Cole: So?

Cat: Don't you know that if you try to find Chuck Norris, he'll find you?

Cole: Oh, it's just a joke.

Cat: Really? Well, I hope that he comes looking for you and tries to hurt you. I'll make sure to get this on YouTube so everybody could see you humiliating beat down from Chuck Norris. Well, see you tomorrow. (Leaves Cole's apartment)

Cole: He'll find me, that's a joke.

End of Act One

Act Two

INT. Fletcher and Olive's House

(Raiders of the Lost Ark goes off. Fletcher turns off the TV)

Fletcher: That was a good movie. I forgot how good that movie was. Maybe it's because I've haven't seen it in a long time.

Olive: Yes and no.

Fletcher: Yeah, it's pretty…what the hell did you just say?

Olive: Harrison Ford's a good actor and George Lucas and Steven Spielberg make a great team, but I didn't understand a lick of it. I mean what's the deal with the ark? Does it have any special powers? I just don't get it. And why do the Nazis wants to see what's in the ark so they can give it to Hitler?

Fletcher: But it's a great movie. The scene with the opening of the ark was pretty cool, especially when Belloq's head exploding. A bit graphic for a PG movie, but very cool. And it tells us a very good lesson, never underestimate the power of God.

Olive: The visual effects were great. You gotta love Richard Edlund's work on that movie. I love his visual effects on Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Poltergeist, Poltergeist II: The Other Side, Ghostbusters, Legal Eagles, Battlestar Galactica The Movie, Fright Night the original, Big Trouble in Little China, Masters of the Universe, The Monster Squad, Die Hard, Ghost, The Judas Project, Alien 3, Air Force One and much more.

Fletcher: So what's wrong with the movie?

Olive: I didn't get it.

Fletcher: You don't get it? You idiot!

Olive: Hey, I'm just expressing my opinion. I didn't like the movie. So if you don't like it if I don't like a movie I like, then maybe we shouldn't have movie night date night together.

Fletcher: Fine.

Olive: Fine.

Fletcher: Fine!

Olive: Fine! (Goes upstairs to their bedroom and slams the door)

Fletcher: Geez, it's a good thing that we didn't watch The Room.

End of Act Two

So that's scene one of Olive Quimby. So what did you think of it? How will Fletcher feel about Olive disliking the movie? We'll find out next time on the next scene. Don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time. Till next time my fellow readers.