Hi, Sadie here. You know how earlier in our recording we said that the reason me and chicken man here got split up, was coz of a law suit? Well, we did mention a very particular fight with a spatula, and im gonna tell you all about it.
This was just after mum died of course, and dad wanted to keep us both. But Granny and Gramps put up a law suit so they could keep me. After many weeks of yelling and discussing and objecting, both sides had had enough. Dad went over to Gran and Gramps's flat, to yell at them, and they were waiting to yell t him.
As I mentioned earlier [Well Carter it doesn't matter who said it, but I think it was me!] Gramps is a very muscular man. He was a bit younger then, so he had used them more often. He armed himself with Gran's prize spatula, so he could smack Dad in the face. He wanted to have me too.
Carter and I were out of the room at the time, but dad told us this bit. Dad armed himself with his wand and staff, Doughman fighting by his side. He turned his wand into a snake and threw it at Gramps' feet. Gramps repeatedly smacked it in the face with the spatula, then charged dad. Dad was surprised at this and didn't have time to react. It ended up to be a wand-spatula-wand smacking on the face. With many marks of spatulas and wands on their faces, Gran yelled to stop.
She said that this was stupid and that dad should have Carter and they should have me. Both men considered this thought, than decided against it. Dad wrote a hieroglyph in the air that said 'Destroy' he blew up the spatula and Gramps looked desperaly at the dust that was his weapon. Dad agreed to Grans' suggestion, but insisted that he at least have Sadie for a week a year. Gran and Gramps' disagreed, but let him have her for two days, once in winter, once in summer. He gave Sadie two last parting gifts, a cat and a necklace.