"I'm gay."

Those were the exact words Benson said before the whole house shook with surprise. That's right, BENSON. The manager of the park, the quick-tempered boss, the one who doesn't believe Mordecai or Rigby could actually do any work without slacking, the gumball machine.

"Benson, you can't be serious!"

"I'm pretty serious about this kind of stuff Skips."

"Oh, Benson! I'm so glad that you're happy now!"

"Its not that kind of 'gay' Pops..."

"What do you mean?"

"...Never mind."

"Hah! I told ya' HFG! Now hand me my money!" exclaimed Muscle Man as High-Five Ghost handed him ten dollars, frowning.

"Dude, why didn't you, like, tell us before?" asked Mordecai.

"Yeah! You asked him Mordecai!" shouted Rigby.

"Hmp! I sure did asked him Rigby!"

"Hmp!"

"Hmp!"

"Hmp!"

"Hmp!"

"Hmp-"

"CAN YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"

"Yessir." They both replied.

"Now as I was saying, I'm gay. I don't know whether I turned into it, or was just born this way.. So don't try asking me all these silly questions like 'Who I like' or 'So,...you like it up the back?'."

"Aw man!"

"Dude!" Mordecai punched Rigby on his arm. "Don't be so rude man."

"I was just joking around! Geez.."

"Alright then... This meeting has now concluded. Go back to your rooms and get a good night's sleep. See you all in the morning." Benson went up the stairs, the sound of a door closing was faint but audible.

.:The Next Morning:.

Mordecai was in the kitchen with Rigby sleeping on the table. Yesterday's meeting made both him and Rigby tired because all they could think about was Benson. Not in a homo-way or anything, just in general.

'I still can't believe it... Benson as a GUY, who likes OTHER GUYS? And since this house is full of guys, he must see it as a harem...Gross.'

"Good morning Mordecai." Benson entered the kitchen and sat on the chair next to Rigby's. "What are you doing up so early?"

"Uh, you know! Making some...cereal! Yeah! Gotta' eat some good ol' cereal to get that fiber, right Benson?" Mordecai said as he got a bowl and the cereal.

"I guess..." replied Benson as Mordecai bent over to grab the milk from the refrigerator. "Nice ass."

Mordecai quickly stood up and turned around covering his butt with his hands to stop the gumball's gaze. "W-w-what?"

"I said 'Nice ass ' in case you didn't hear me clear enough."

"D-did you just emphasize?"

"Oh yes Mordecai, I emphasized a lot..." Benson walked slowly towards the bluejay. Mordecai walked backwards trying to get away from the gumball machine, but fate was against because he bumped into the counter. "And do you know why I emphasized?"

"N-n-no...Um, Benson? You're getting too close to-"

Benson puts his hands on top of Mordecai's (Yes, there still on his butt ;D), "Its because I like you."

"Y-you mean like...LIKE LIKE? " Mordecai said getting REALLY uncomfortable with the pose he was in... WITH HIS BOSS FOR THAT MATTER.

Benson leaned into Mordecai's ear and whispered, "Yes, Mordecai. I really do like like you.. For a long time actually..I guess I was just too scared to admit it to you.." And with that statement said, Benson took his hands on of the bluejay and returned to his normal self. "Now hurry up eating your cereal and get back to work SLACKER!"

As Benson walked away, Mordecai muttered to himself, "Did Benson just harass me?"

.:To be Continued:.