Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salads and scrambled eggs. And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I've got you pegged. But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again. Frasier just does everything. He thinks, speaks, and breathes. Nothing can stop him. Niles is a radical dude who likes to boogie all night. Daphne, is a daft knee. Martin has a funky leg that shoots over high thighs on potato pie.
Things go cool and groovy, why else would I write whatever that does nothing for me in that so much as I wonder. Eddie is a dog. Woof. Roz is a whore. We all know it. Hello callers, I'm listening. I can't satisfy my wife, please help. Let me refer you to another psychiatrist. Who's next, whore, I mean Roz? On line 2 is Jasper Pasper who does this thing with his hands. Jasper Pasper why do you do this thing with your hands. It's a difficult situation. Go to the Middle East and steal some bread. That will solve this hand crisis.
I said that Frasier and Niles are… ellipses. Ellipses… are… annoying. I don't know what you want from me. Are you messing with me? Taunting me? You want me to say something? Yes? No? Leave me alone. Eddie is a cute Jack Russel terrier. I like dogs. They're fluffy, cuddly, balls of DNA. Deoxyribonucleic acid.
Daphne is pretty cute. I like her English accent. She's kind of a jerk in the later episodes, so I prefer her when she's younger. Hail corkmaster, the master of the cork, he knows which wine goes with fish or pork. Did you know that Frasier is a spinoff from Cheers? Cheers is a little bar in Boston owned by recovering alcoholic and ex-pitcher, Sam Malone. Did you already know that? I don't care.
Whatever happened to chopper Dave? He appears a few times in the first two seasons, then disappears. What's up with that? I try to be the best writer I can. Do you? Do you take shortcuts? Do you proofread? Make multiple drafts? This is all very important. Run-on sentences are to be avoided. As are wordy and redundant sentences like this sentence that I'm typing that is a sentence. Do you mix up similar sounding words? Do you use "they're" instead of "their" or "there?" Do you use "defiantly" instead of "definitely?" Be careful, kids.
Good night, Seattle, and good mental health.