Chuck vs Sarah Mass Affect.

Ok well you might see were this is going you might not.

But here is a easy clue Yvonne Strahovski is in Mass Affect 2.

and yes I know my spelling and grammar are as pitiful as ever but hay I like to give you something odd. Not many writers are as odd as I am but hay you would not have it any outher way.

Oh PS Mordan sings it is such a chuckle. And hope you like the story.

Chapter 1 Sarah would be game for that

Sarah was not in a good mood.

She was looking at chuck who was talking to Hanna. The bitch as Sarah had taken to calling her in her mind.

For some inexplicable reason Chuck had asked for the 29th of January as a day off.

She wanted to find out why. She loved the idea of chuck spending time with Hanna not a lot but this day off worried her even more. A day off from spying and Buy More what was going on with chuck . There was one person who might know, Morgan were is he.

Sarah looked on the shop floor and saw him near the Home Theatre room.

She walked over and tapped him on the shoulder. The smiling face of Morgan turned around "hi Sarah anything I can do for you" Morgan said in a warm tone.

She smiled "oh I think you can. Can you tell me what is so spacial to Chuck about the 29th of January?" Sarah said in a hushed tone. Morgan smiled "well that is a spacial day for all mass affect fans because Mass Affect 2 is coming out that very day at midnight."

Sarah looked at Morgan with a puzzled look on her face.

"and Mass Affect 2 is?" Sarah said in a worried tone.

Morgan smiled and pointed to a stand.

Sarah looked at the stand. The stand was full of pre order mass affect 2 now. Out January 29.

Sarah looked at a cardboard cut out of a man and a woman and then turned back to Morgan.

Sarah blinked and looked back at the stand.

She walked to the stand and looked carefully at the woman in the picture.

She turned back to Morgan. "Morgan do I look like her?" Sarah pointed to the woman in the black and white outfit holding the white gun.

Morgan walked closer to Sarah then looked at her then at the cut out. "wow did you model for that game Sarah." Morgan said with glee. Sarah smiled "no but at least I am not the only one how thinks I look like the spitting image of her just with a brown bob hair cut." sarah said with a smile.

"I have got to show chuck this." Morgan said with a happy tone. Sarah smirked and took Morgan by the hand, "No I want to tell him but I need your help." Sarah said with a smile.

"Oh you dirty girl I will keep your secret, just promise me one thing make his day" Morgan said with a smile. Sarah smirks "oh I was planning to Morgan."

Morgan smiled "well I have a few posters that I have not put up yet shame one of them has just gone missing but I think you will find it after lunch at the orange orange.

So miss is there anything more can I do for you. Sarah

"No not in particular. Morgan. You have definitely earned your promotion in my view"Sarah said with warm tone.

"thank you Sarah".Morgan said as he walked off.

Sarah smiled and started to walk out of the buy more.

Chuck ran up to her. "hey wanted to see me" Chuck said in a soft tone.

Sarah looked at him with a deadpan look and said "no just wanted to talk to Morgan he could not help though.". A internal smile was on Sarah's mind. You are in for one hell of a surprise chuck.

She walked out leaving a stunned Chuck.

Sarah walked over ot orange orange slowly. Sarah made a call to the local CIA quartermasters

"I need you to look up the female on the cover of Mass Affect 2. yes she has brown hair"

"I would like a replica gun and leather outfit that she is wearing."

"What is the time frame the 29th at my hotel room."

Chuck walked over to Morgan who was walking in to the Buy More break room. "What is going on buddy why did Sarah want to talk to you."

"She just wanted to know if I would have lunch with her and I said yes.

"Oh nothing important that is good I did not want her to be asking about me and Hanna because there is nothing going on there." Chuck said in a normal tone. He walked out of the brake room and then turned right back around. "sorry buddy I think I am having a hearing problem and I really hope I am. You are having lunch with Sarah." said chuck in a very fast speech. Morgan smiled "Yes chuck I hope you don't mind" "oh no Morgan not at all it is good you two should bond, it would be good for the both of you". Chuck said with his eyes in a wide unblinking look.

By the time Chuck had walked out of the room Morgan was at the orange orange

Morgan walked in and smiled at Sarah.

"Hay Sarah if Chuck asks you about me coming here play it by ear because I am helping you seam less interested in him at the moment and that will make the look on his face even more priceless."

Morgan said with a smirking happy and jolly tone,

Sarah looked at Morgan with a smirk. "he is your friend I am correct because if I know what you have done that is just evil." Sarah said with a quizzical tone.

Morgan handed Sarah a large poster.

Just take a photo of his face when he first sees you and if he shocked enough to drop dip from the chip on his t shirt then you owe me a ten dollar bill. He said adding a chuckle at the end.

Sarah shook her head "with friends like you who needs enemy's Morgan." Sarah said as she handed Morgan his frozen desert . "oh thanks Sarah" says Morgan as he gets out his wallet.

Sarah smiles no need Morgan this will help me a lot. She says tapping the poster.

"thanks Sarah oh and one more thing put the poster up in his room I will leave the latch on the Morgan door and leave you a note on how I will get him in to the room." organ said with a sinister tone.

Sarah looked at Morgan with a puzzled facial expiation."You are one sinister man Morgan" sarah said as if this should be news to him.

"I know" said Morgan and walked out of the orange orange.

Sarah looked at the poster.

"oh this could defiantly work"

chapter 2 hair die and bribery and nearly caught