Note: Batman was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane and is owned by DC Comics.

Bruce was reading a issue of Detective Comics. Bruce's butler, Alfred Pennyworth, walked in and said "I think I saw the Bat Signal."

Bruce looked out the window and said, "There's no signal right now."

Alfred replied, "It seems like the commissioner ran out of batteries for the signal."

Bruce said, "Well, I better change into my awesome costume and find out what's going on." Bruce went to the Bat Cave and got on his Batman costume.

A half hour later Batman was on the commissioner's roof. Batman asked, "What's going on?"

Commissioner Gordon said, "Some henchmen broke into the chemical plant across the street."

Batman asked, "Who are they?"

Commissioner Gordon said, "Jack Napier and Harvey Dent. They were normal land developers that got hypnotized by Poison Ivy into being her sneaky henchmen."

Batman asked, "Have you and your police officers tried to stop the henchmen?"

Commissioner Gordon replied, "My real job is just plot exposition. Your job is to take care of all the villains." Batman couldn't resist rolling his eyes. Crime in Gotham was strong and the police were weak which made filled Batman with challenges.

Batman said, "You need to do your job better."

Detective Bullock walked and angrily replied, "Don't mock the boss. You're the one who deserves the blame for the crime in Gotham."

Batman said, "The police needs to start capturing criminals if I'm such a problem."

Detective Bullock stubbornly replied, "I caught five criminals this year."

Batman said, "I've caught over a hundred criminals this year. In other words, only brag when you have something worth boasting about."

Detective Bullock angrily replied, "How dare you boast to me." Batman started heading to the chemical plant while Commissioner Gordon read the newspaper and Detective Bullock whined about Batman.

Meanwhile Jack and Harvey were in the chemical plant. Jack Napier said, "After we steal the money for Poison Ivy she can use the money to buy evil plant ingredients. We'll put the Penguin out of business."

Harvey Dent fiddled around with a coin while replying, "This is a really good plan."

Batman showed up and said, "Your plans have been cancelled."

Jack jokingly asked, "Then can we re-schedule this robbery?"

Batman replied, "No you can't. You also can't re-schedule punch time." Batman punched Jack. Batman was a hero, but he wasn't shy when it came to beating up the forces of evil. Jack and the other henchmen were scared of Batman. Batman beat up a bunch of the henchmen. Since the henchmen were normal land developers they weren't much of a challenge for Batman. Jack had already stolen a few bags of money from the chemical plant. He knew that he didn't stand a chance against Batman so he started jumping so he could fall into the chemical river and escape.

Batman said, "That's a really stupid thing to do." Batman tried to use a rope to save Jack, but Jack didn't grab the rope. Harvey ran away while Batman was distracted.

Batman had the remaining henchmen arrested. After that he went to Commissioner Gordon's office and said, "I caught most of the henchmen, but two of them snuck away. Those two would of been captured if you and your team ever helped me."

Commissioner Gordon replied, "I'm sorry, but I was busy watching this really fun 1960s show."

Batman said, "No offense Mr. Gordon, but you're bad at your job."

Detective Bullock angrily replied, "You're the one who's bad." Batman walked away while Detective Bullock started whining again.

Batman went home and got his regular Bruce Wayne outfit on. Bruce said, "Poison Ivy escaped from Arkham Asylum again. It seems like she's up to a dangerous crime."

Alfred replied, "That seems bad."

Bruce sarcastically said, "Thank you for pointing out something that I didn't know." Bruce often felt like he was the only person in Gotham who took justice seriously.

Harvey ran back to Poison Ivy's hideout. Poison Ivy was wearing a royal green costume. Poison Ivy said, "I hope you and the others got all the money."

Harvey casually, "Batman ruined the plan. He captured the others. Of course I'm too cool and charming to get captured by that weirdly dressed bat."

Poison Ivy replied, "Batman's the cool and charming one, not you. He would be perfect if he hadn't picked a life of stopping my plans."

Harvey sarcastically responded, "That's a really emotional conflict."

Poison Ivy said, "Without the money how will I take over the world with my evil plants?" She thought about it and said, "Actually money has like nothing to do with a plant army. Batman's villains steal money so often I assumed I had to do that too."

Harvey jokingly replied, "You're not as smart as I thought you would be."

Poison Ivy had a sensitive ego so she said, "You'll pay for failing to do your job and for your insults." Poison Ivy threw one of her experiments at Harvey. The formula turned half of Harvey's face purple. Poison Ivy had a evil smile on her face. She said, "People won't call you Harvey anymore. You'll be called Two-Face." She did an evil laugh and said, "You're going to carry out the next part of my plan."

Poison Ivy wanted Two-Face to spread some seeds that would grow into dangerous plant creatures. Two-Face wasn't sure if he wanted to work for Poison Ivy anymore so he flipped a coin to decide. If the coin landed on heads he would betray her and if it landed on tails he would keep working for her. The coin landed on tails so Two-Face started putting seeds on a busy street.

A police officer noticed what Two-Face was doing so he reported to Batman who was eating bat cookies at a fast food place. Of course the police officer didn't help Batman with anything else. Batman drove to the street where Two-Face was. Batman said, "You look like Harvey. However, you got a lot less charming."

Two-Face replied, "What happened to my face is your fault. If you hadn't messed up the chemical plant robbery Poison Ivy wouldn't of done this to me."

Batman said, "Come on dude. Lets not fight about this."

Two-Face replied, "My coin will decide if I fight you. If I get tails you're in trouble." Two-Face flipped the coin. It landed on tails. Two-Face started punching Batman.

Batman said, "You shouldn't be a dumb criminal. If you surrender I can take you to take a doctor who could save your face."

Two-Face thought about it and replied, "That's a tempting deal Batman, but the coin is the one who will decide what happens to my future. If I get heads I'll do your deal." He flipped the coin. The coin landed on heads. Batman took Two-Face to Dr. Hugo Strange's office.

Two-Face asked, "Do you know how to cure me?"

Dr. Hugo Strange said, "Don't worry sir. I think I know how to make you look better than you've ever looked."

Two-Face asked, "How?"

Dr. Hugo Strange had an evil smile on his face while saying, "I'm the smartest and strangest doctor in Gotham."

Poison Ivy heard that Two-Face gave up. She was really angry about that. She said, "I'll feed him to my plants if ever shows up again."

Jack walked into Poison Ivy's lair. The chemicals that he swam in made him look like a clown. Poison Ivy had seen lots of weird things before, Jack's new look really surprised her. She asked, "What happened to you Jack?"

Jack answered, "The chemicals changed me up a lot. In fact, I'm the Joker now." The Joker laughed.

Poison Ivy folded her arms and said, "Well, this wouldn't of happened to you if you weren't dumb enough to play around in chemicals. Harvey gave up so I need you to spread the seeds across the city."

The Joker replied, "That sounds like a crazy crime and crazy crimes has always been my favorite hobby." He did a crazy sounding laugh.

The Joker walked around the city. Random citizens were scared of how the Joker looked so they walked faster when they were on the same street as him. The Joker threw seeds around the city. The Joker said "These seeds won't grow before Batman shows up. I'll add something to hurry things up." The Joker threw clown chemicals at the seeds. Because of that the plant creatures grew faster, but it made them look like green versions of the Joker. The Joker said, "I'm flattered that they were inspired by my fashion."

Batman drove around the city and saw the Joker. Batman asked, "Who are you?"

The Joker answered, "I used to be Jack, but those chemicals turned me into a clown. I lost my sanity, and I gained a sense of humor. It's a hilarious victory." The Joker laughed.

Batman looked around and saw a plant creature breaking random stuff. Batman said, "You better stop that you muscular vegetable." The plant creature punched Batman across the street. Batman asked, "How is this thing so strong?"

The Joker said, "That plant creature was made from a different formula than the others. Poison Ivy let me keep it as a henchmen. I named him Bane."

Meanwhile the other plant creatures were taking over the city. Poison Ivy appeared and said, "Greetings citizens of Gotham. I'm Poison Ivy, the current ruler of your city and the future ruler of the world. If you surrender to me right away you might not get hurt, but if you fight against I guarantee that you'll face my wrath." Poison Ivy laughed.

The Penguin had been trying to do some evil business deals in Gotham, but he was worried that Poison Ivy taking over the city would ruin his plans. The Penguin said, "I can't stand Poison Ivy. I'm going to stop her."

Batman said, "I'll stop that plant loving weirdo."

The Joker replied, "You won't stop any more criminals Batman. You've made the city less dangerous and crazy which makes me mad. That's why I'm bringing craziness back to Gotham. In fact I'll make Gotham crazier than ever."

Batman said, "That's not a noble thing to do you clown."

The Joker asked, "Who is noble in this messed up city?"

Batman answered, "There's plenty of heroic and noble people, but criminals like you are too cynical to find those people and be like one of them." Batman punched the Joker. The plant creature called Bane helped the Joker by beating up Batman. Although Batman was really strong Bane was extremely hard to defeat. Batman tried to use various items from his utility belt to help him, but Bane stomped on all of them.

Suddenly the Penguin used his dangerous umbrella to attack Bane. The Penguin said, "My umbrella works as well as a weapon as it does protecting me from rainy days."

Batman replied, "I'm surprised that you would ever help me."

The Penguin said,, "I don't like helping you, but if Poison Ivy took over all of Gotham my evil business would be done forever."

Batman replied "Instead of wasting your intelligence on crime perhaps you can become a real business man."

The Penguin thought about it and said, "I'll distract the plant creatures long enough for you to make a antidote if you don't send me back to Arkham Asylum."

Batman said, "You're a sneaky, but helpful guy." Batman shook the Penguin's hand and rushed back home to make a antidote to stop the plant creatures.

A few hours later the Penguin was struggling to distract the plant creatures, but Batman showed up with the antidote he made. Batman threw the antidote at various plant creatures. Bane grabbed Batman and tried to crush him, but Batman threw the antidote on Bane. Bane turned into a regular plant. The Penguin said, "You're smarter than I thought you were Batman."

Batman sighed and said, "You helped me by distracting the plant creatures. I'm not fond of giving criminals compliments, but thank you."

The Penguin replied, "You're welcome." Batman and Penguin shook hands.

Batman tried to stop the remaining plant creatures, but the Joker kicked him to the ground. The Joker said, "You're ruining this crazy and fun event Batman. You're so dark. There's no humor inside of you which is why I must get rid of you." The Joker started laughing, but Batman threw the Joker at a couple of plant creatures. The plant creatures fell to the ground. They got mad at the Joker so they heated him up. After the Joker passed out Batman used the antidote on the two plant creatures.

Batman went after Poison Ivy so she used her plant powers to attack Batman. Batman said, "I want you to give up all of this. You have the potential to be better than this. You're putting thousands of people in danger."

Poison Ivy said, "I don't care about all of those silly people. For centuries humans have been treated better than plants. They constantly get all of my precious plants in danger which is why they all deserve to be in danger. I'll get rid of Gotham and replace it with a city full of plant creatures."

Batman replied, "You're kind of crazy. You're also evil. In fact, you're the most evil person in the city."

Poison Ivy said, "Yeah right Batman. I'm not like the greedy criminals you fight. My job is to be the hero of the plants. In fact you getting in the way of my mission to save the plants makes you the villain."

Batman replied, "I'm never the villain and you're the opposite of a hero. You're responsible for a majority of the crime in Gotham. Joker and Two-Face were normal guys, but your poisonous kiss turned them evil."

Poison Ivy said, "Humans deserve all the trouble that I've brought to them. They were heartless enough to get rid of miles of plants so I'm heartless enough to get rid of the Gotham."

Batman replied ,"I hate villains like you."

Poison Ivy said, "It's too bad that you're my most annoying enemy other than lawnmowers. You're really handsome for someone that has no plant DNA."

Batman had a smug smile on his face while replying, "That's probably the only accurate thing that you've ever said."

Two-Face woke up the Joker. The Joker noticed that Two-Face's face was even more purple than before. Joker said, "No offense Harvey, but you look even worse than you did earlier. Did you spill more purple paint on yourself?"

Two-Face said, "Dr. Hugo Strange tried to cure my face by adding more purple. Now my face is seventy five percent purple. Batman will get beaten up for this."

The Joker said, "How eccentric and crazy. I love your plan. Lets go make Batman's world crazier than ever." He did an evil laugh.

Batman tried to defeat Poison Ivy, but her plant powers were hard to deal with. Suddenly Joker and Two-Face showed up and started beating Batman up. Batman said, "I have too many things to deal with."

The Joker responded, "Then give up your life of justice and sanity and become crazy like us."

Batman said, "Justice is something Gotham and me will never lose." Batman punched and kicked the Joker.

Two-Face tried to grab Batman, but Batman noticed that in time to grab him and throw him at the Joker. The Joker said, "That hurt me."

Two-Face said, "I'm sure that Poison Ivy can defeat Batman while we recover." Joker and Two-Face sat down and relaxed.

Batman ran to Poison Ivy and tried to intimidate her. He said, "You'll be easily defeated by me."

Poison Ivy said, "Your attempts at victory are a waste of time Batman. I'll use my plant powers to break the city apart. You can't win this battle."

Batman replied, "I know how to stop all of your plans."

Poison Ivy proudly said, "There's no way to stop me Batman. You should give up being a vigilante and team up with me."

Batman replied, "That doesn't sound tempting."

Poison Ivy said, "Come on Batman. I'm beautiful."

Batman replied, "You would be if you weren't evil. I never find evilness attractive." Batman threw the antidote at Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy's powers stopped working. She asked, "Did you get rid of my powers forever?"

Batman answered, "I could only make antidote that will take away your powers for a few days, but that's enough time to find a cell strong enough to keep you out of trouble for a long time." Poison Ivy tried to punch Batman so he threw knock out gas at her. She passed out. The Joker and Two-Face tried to sneak away, but the police showed up and arrested them.

Poison Ivy asked, "Can I at least have a goodbye kiss?"

Batman sternly answered, "No."

Detective Bullock walked by and asked, "Can I have a kiss?"

Poison Ivy had an evil smile on her face while saying, "I'd be flattered to kiss you after I regain my power to give people poisonous kisses back." Batman couldn't resist smiling at the thought of Detective Bullock getting poisoned.

Commissioner Gordon said, "You did a really good job at saving Gotham Batman. Is there any way I can thank you?"

Batman jokingly said, "Close down all the places that sell plants in Gotham."

Poison Ivy replied, "I'll get my revenge."

Batman said, "I defeated you and your army. There's nothing that you can do to surprise me." Poison Ivy kissed Batman. Batman said, "You don't have your poison powers so that was pointless."

Poison Ivy smiled and replied, "I don't think it was pointless." The police took Poison Ivy away. Batman sighed and said, "She and I could of had a happy life together if she hadn't become a criminal." He started heading home while secretly wishing that Poison Ivy change her evil ways someday.