Well, here I am at IHop, when a guy with a hoodie walks in. He sits in the chair in front of me. "Excuse me? Can I help you, sir?" I say. "Uh...Y-yea, just let me sit here, ok gurl?" I recognized that voice... Oh, well I'd find out later. "Ok..?" I said going back to the laptop sitting in front of me. I was watching my idol Tobuscus's vlog. I play the video, 'Audience WHA- What are you doing looking in Gryphon's food?" He says. I laugh, "I swear, I wasn't Toby!" I say. The guy laughs, "Think he's funny, huh?"
I look at him, "He's hilarious, yes. And who are you?" I asked. Suddenly, he flips his hoodie off, "I am the Great Almighty Tobuscus! But, you gurl, can call me Toby." My eyes widen and I gaping like a fish. "W-what? OMG! Dude, you're like my idol!" I scream. "Shh!" he shushes me. "I'm here in secret.."
Should I continue? BODODODODODO-DO REVIEW! OUT OF DARKNESS THEN REDDNESS THEN DARKNESS THEN... BOOP!