A/N: You think you know them. You do. Well, in fact. Some of you are fangirls/guys. You know them like the lines of your favourite movie.
This will come to you as a great surprise.
You don't know everything.
But worry not. All will be revealed to you soon.
As the Bone Curtain is parted...
The Bone Curtain
The Citadel of Bone. Quite famous on Shuggazoom. Talk about it is done in whispers, the inhabitants of that oddly-coloured planet fear it. Hey, Citadel of Bone, you're the scariest building in orbit, how do you feel?!
The rugged surface of bone shards. The immense size of it all. The sleek dominating shape. The shadows that constantly follow it. It is quite fearsome. It is indestructable. Unless of course it gets some bone disease like osteoporosis or arthritis, but that's already been done, so I shan't go to that.
The Citadel was feeling quite scary that morning. Pumped on evil and ready to scare the crud out of anyone and everyone. Oh yeah, this felt like a good day. READY TO... erm...orbit? Well it can't really roll, can it? Unless Skeleton King gets a hangover and actually feels stupid and not lazy enough to take the wheel.
Ah yes, the great Citadel has occupants. A MIGHTY EVIL KING, A FIERCE MONKEY WARRIOR, AND... A dumb six-inch pink monkey wearing a skirt. Great. Way to kill the mood, you puny...monkey? Oh great, I ran out of Sakko insults, just great. Oh yeah, I'm screwing up this fic like never before! Yay me.
Anyways, the stupid citadel was feeling scary, okay? WHOA! Okay, it really is feeling scary. Nice citadel... Don't kill me... Good citadel, good stupid citadel- AGH! Me and my big mouth!
Okay, told you enough about the Citadel of Bone, right? Big scary spaceship, that's all you need to know. As a gag I could leave this fic alone until the citadel turns into an octogenarian and dies with a severe case of arthritis and some in-law problems, not to mention a huge burial complication, but I won't.
Rewind my wandering mind about a fraction of a century, and you'll find that same morning that the Citadel of Bone was feeling supercharged, well-lubricated and ready to take on the world.
...Until a horrid scream reverberated from within it.
And so I reach for the rope to pull apart the Bone Curtain. The secret life of a SRMTHFG villain! It's more of a drabble-like thing. If I get an idea, I'll write. And they'll be extremely short.