I'd say "oh the cleverness of me!" if I even partially believed that this was clever. It is not clever however, and therefore I shall say, "oh the randomness of me!" or "this is an ode to what happens when two sixteen year olds get bored after end of year finals while playing Dance Dance Revolution, chasing classmates around with markers and running and sliding up and down a tiled hallway in socks… (don't ask… or if you must ask, ask M.J. Sawyer. She was there…)
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"WARREN! What the hell are you doing?" Asked Elena Peace, Warren's mother.
"Wondering what the hell Stronghold's doing on top of the Eiffel tower."
"Will's on the Eiffel tower?"
"He's WHERE?" Screamed Layla. Layla, Zach, Magenta and Warren were at Warren's house. Layla and Will had become inseperable lately, and Will went everywhere with layla and vice versa.
On the TV news...
"I will set the world on fire!"
"Oh," said layla, "that explains everything." She got blank looks from the general population of the room. "He had sugar." she said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.