jake wsa sitin on his coch wen suddnly he wnated too do th sexc tim wth avocado. no norml advocate, but rather amami rant-about-stupid-shit-like-communism. he was gonna fcuk the evangelion and it was gonn afele gud.
cake had never done sexc tiem wtih everycado befour. only with boss baby gangsta butt tat was on time thing. we no speak of boss baby. rake cold here amami wispissper his name, "jake. nake... nakid". bake coludnt bee leaf his eers. amami want make to chicken trip?
break chicken stripped bcuzz y not yolo you only (git) laid once. so now lake was nake d and evenkiddo/a mommy was stil tehre and sayd "i'll change into smth mor ecomfy." and eh left hte room. he come bakc 3 years later to c fake still ther waitn patently and this make advocadis happy.
"i'm lov u jake"
"i'm loev u 2"
then they did sexc time and amami didnt pull out and texx walk in and walk out and write this and describ how trampizing ths momentum was and cry and then rosetta stone find out and get anger and kill jake the end