kel was layin in her bed with hart leter in hand. she wanna cofnes her feligns to kool aid man butt is scard bcuz kool aind man 2 cool 4 hger.
kelp cried "i" (translation: "its nao or nevrrrrrrrrrrrrr") so she get out of hhosue and go to park were koon alex man sk8bords cus he is 3 cool 5 her.
kek was ovrewelmsd abd run home cryign. kood ain mal see and fololw her but serketly bcuz hes 4 cool 6 not beign stelthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy.
then kenya reech dark allye aand rchea wall wehre she is pind to wall by... KOOL AID MAN?!11/!/?!1/1/one!?/2 ! 34!zayndid911!1
"hi kelp"
"i" (dont call me kelp)
bell was scard and run away to hom wher eshe figur out what hte fukc just hapnd. "i" (what the fuc kjust happnened) then...KOOL AID MAN SMASH THREW WALL!
"i" (how the fuck did you get in here)
"i found ur letter"
hell was blushin
"i" (at this point the translator quit because of how bullshit this fanfiction was)
"i'm lov yuo gelatin"
"i" she saud seducktivevevevly.
then they did sexc tiem adn the only hting u coudl here from mel's room was "oH YEA" and "i"
texx heard all of this. poor texx. texx cry and tell rose. rose kills kool aid man and kell picks up his bode "i" she cried "i... i'm" everyone was in shock bcuz kelee sed smth otehr then the letter "i". the ground was shaking. men were crying. and kinder was unbanned from america.
hte end