Welcome too 'Two Authoress's tales and stories!' I'm your current hostess, DreamerRedStreak!
Alexis: Dreamer,what is this about?
Jessica: Actually,I made this.
Alexis: hmmmmmmm...
Alexis: Jessica, what is this about?
Jessica: Well the monkey team thinks it's practical comedy when I give suggestions and for pranks in your stories,but you decline,and then we catfight.
Otto: Yeah! Remember that joke we were supposed to prank on Viola? Buut...I wet my pants when I tried to place a whoopie cushion under her bed.
Viola: Wait...what?!
Jessica: OTTO!
Otto: hehe...
Alexis: How- Never mind. Continue.
Jessica: This is like those types of shows where the host/hostess asks the main people questions and the have to answer. Truthfully.
Alexis: A session?
Jessica: Something like that.
Olivia: This is gunna be sooooo exciting. *gets popcorn*
Okay! Let the show begin and-
Jessica: JUST START!
Okay okay..here's a few questions asked by some people on Fanfiction. First question. To Alexis; Why did you choose Viola as your monkey form?
Alexis: Well...I like reading books,and I'm a brainiac...And plus,I love Gibson..so...that's why.
Jessica: You never said you liked studying.
Alexis: I don't say it out loud,but I like studying.
Jessica: Then why-
To Jessica; Why do you love Percy Jackson so much?
Jessica: Let's just say, It's a DAM Percy Jackson thing,you wouldn't understand.
All Percy Jackson fans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Everyone else: Whaa?
Jessica: Plus,my last name is Jackson. It's a dam cool thing.
PercyJacksonfans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Umm..okay...I can see only Percy Jackson fans can understand that. This question goes to both the girls; How did you two meet?
Jessica: Oh it was hil-LARIOUS! I was-
How about we show this on flashback?
Flash back
A small girl with brown hair sat alone in a room. She was wearing a blue cap,and uncapping and capping a ball point pen for no reason. A teacher was sitting at the front,looking very stern.
The teacher was very drowsy,and every five seconds he'd fall asleep. Finally he drowsed off,his snores echoed through the empty room.
Suddenly a small,black-haired girl walked in,carrying a stack of books. She had silvery blue eyes,and fair skin.
It was obvious she was a book nerd.
It was exactly that moment when the brown haired girl who had detention,noticed that the black-haired girl had a piece of paper in her hand,with 'Detention' written on it.
The black-haired girl looked grumpy and angry,and her eyes were red,as if she had been crying the entire time. She was wearing a light pink miniskirt,with a blue shirt and black overlay on top.She walked up to the teacher in the front desk and the half asleep teacher took the paper.
The girl took the seat next to the brown haired girl,and the brown haired girl,named Jessica,spoke first.
"So...why are you here?" the brown headed girl asked. She stared at her. She was wearing ripped jeans,wedge sandals, a blue T-shirt with a black overlay. She was totally the opposite of her.
"Detention." The black haired girl,named Alexis grumbled.
"Why?" Jessica asked,receiving a glare from Alexis.
"Amanda. She is a big meanie." Alexis replied.
"Oh her...I've gotten dozens of detentions 'cause of her." she yawned.
Alexis's eyes widened. "Seriously?"
Jessica looked bored,as if this was nothing. "Oh yeah. But I'm here today 'cause I placed a safety pin under 's chair. I mean,why do they call it a safety pin,if it ain't safe?"
Alexis giggled,and Jessica took out a two blue muffins,and offered one to Alexis. Alexis's eyes widened.
"We're not supposed to eat in detention!" Jessica winked.
"I can see Mr. Sleepy Head's monitoring the class. He always falls asleep. I speak from truth. Now,diggin!"
Both the girls exchanged soft smiles,and they knew they would get along very well...
"JESSICA JACKSON AND ALEXIS WINTERS,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Alexis glares at Jessica. "Seriously?!"
Jessica blushes...blue?! "Oops a daisy."
"DETENTION TOMORROW AS WELL!"
Alexis glares at Jessica. "Thanks a lot." she mutters. Jessica's face brightens.
"No problem! I'll bring extra muffins!"
Alexis: -_- Omg girl you are so naive!
Jessica: Was it something I said?
Everyone: ..
Okaaay! Alexis, How did you feel when you got detention?
Alexis: It was terrible.
Jessica: IT WAS AWESOME! But I still don't get why Alexis called me stupid there. I was just being generous...
Alexis: Yeah. Real generous. -_-
So up next! To Alexis: You have made it clear that you don't like Andrew,but you always talk about him. Do you actually like him?
Everyone:*Looks at Alexis*
Alexis:*blush* I'm...still thinking about it.
Dreamer:So...you were lying when you told you didn't like him?
Alexis: ONLY ONE QUESTION PER TURN!
Jessica: Andrew looks...at me.. I fake a smile so he won't see...
Alexis: NO.
Jessica: What I want...what I need...and everything that we should be...
Jessica! Question for you: There has been several times when Alexis had published that a mysterious 'someone' had held your hand. Who is it?
Alexis:OOH! OOH! PICK ME-
Jessica:SHUT UP!
Dreamer:You HAVE to answer. Truthfully.
Jessica:Fine . That person's name is...um...
Alexis: BRANDON FROM JESSICA'S CHEMISTRY CLASS!
*Le gasp*
Jessica:*blushes bright red and takes out a chainsaw*
Alexis:ADIOS AMIGOS,MAMA'S CALLIN' ME HOME BEFORE MY BUTT IS SEPARATED FROM MY BOD-AYYYY!
Jessica: YOUR BUTTS' NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S GUNNA BE SEPARATED FROM YOUR BOD-AAAY
And that's a story about two 'besties'. But wait,we'er outa questions!
*Le gasp*
EVERYONE! PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE US QUESTIONS BEFORE WE RUN OUT! SEE YOU SOON NEXT TIME ON...WHAT'S THIS SHOW'S NAME?
Sprx: The Prankster and Brainiac-er!
YES THAT'S RIGHT! R&R MORE QUESTIONS PLEEEAAAAASE!
Nova: Wait. I thought this show was called-
THE PRANKSTER AND THE BRAINIAC!
Nova: No it was-
THE PRANKSTER AND THE BRAINIAC!
Nova: NO IT WAS-
Sprx and Dreamer: THE PRANKSTER AND THE BRAINIAC!
Nova: SPRX I'M GUNNA KILL YOU! *Takes out chainsaw*
Sprx: MY BUTT! MY PRECIOUS RED BUTT! R&R PEEPS! AND SAVE MEEEEEE!