Kuno Case
By:Majin Vegeta (who else?)

Disclaimer:I don't own any Ranma 1/2 characters mentioned in this song
nor do I own the song "Basket Case" by Green Day. If I owned such things
I wouldn't have to say I didn't own them.

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Do you have the time
To listen to me make speeches
About 'osage no onna' and Akane Tendo all at once
I am one of those
Blue Thunders of Furinkan High
Crazy for my loves
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give Ranma Saotome death threats
Sometimes Nabiki Tendo capitalizes off of me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just really cool?
I'm just in love
I found 'osage no onna'
To proclaim my love to her
She kicked me to the horizon and it brings me down
I found Akane Tendo
She said I was a baka
And quit my stalking cause it's annoying her
Sometimes I give Ranma Saotome death threats
Sometimes Nabiki Tendo capitalizes off of me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just really cool?
I'm just in love
Grasping to control
So you better hold on (Kuno:Saotome!)
Sometimes I give Ranma Saotome death threats
Sometimes Nabiki Tendo capitalizes off of me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just really cool?
I'm just in love

***FIN***

MV:Ah fin, my song parody masterpiece for Ranma 1/2 is completed!
Kuno:Is this song mocking me?
MV:Ummm no.
Kuno:How dare thou mock me, I am Takewaki Kuno, the Blue Thunder of
Furinkan High, and you are nothing but a mere fanfic author! How dare
thee do something ridiculing me!
MV:Uh-huh, ::Reads through the book "Translation from Shakespearian
English to Modern English for Dummies":: Errrr, I do it to everyone
else.
Kuno:Naive!
MV:Okie dokie!

Yeah anyway, I hope you like my fourth song parody because if you don't
I will have to....ummm do nothing at all.