Author's Note: I finally found this list, I think I might've had some input from Angryyungelf on this one, but only he knows for sure.
Disclaimer: the disclaimer has running screaming from the room.
Caught in the Act Explanations.
We were studying Biology
I was making a sculpture
Um, is there such a thing as consensual rape?
I saw Xavier do it.
I was doing a report on human anatomy.
But the wolves in the woods are allowed to
What can I say? Chicks did the furry dude!
There was a special about mammal mating on the Discovery Channel and … I had to do a little more um, research on the matter.
I wasn't having sex, only biting his neck, in the nude!
I'm drunk, and not responsible for what my hot body does.
I was posing for Piotr's painting.
But the movie stars are allowed to it.
My religious beliefs are that I have to be naked in the presence of a cute guy
I'm eighteen, and Scott's not objecting.
I'm high on kool-aid
Kitty said she'd make me eat her cooking if I didn't sleep with her.