Well this is ToS commercials enjoy
Disclaimer: I do not own Twix, Geico, Capital One, Arbys, Hotpockets, Wal-Mart, progressive, Star Trek, Master Card, or Tales of Symphonia
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Lloyd, Zelos, and Yuan were sitting, taking a break from there construction job and watching the world go by.
When Raine walks by. Now normally the three guys would hoot and holler at the school teacher but they were silent.
Then Sheena walked by and still they were quiet.
But then came Kratos. And in his hand was a bag and in that bag was Arbys. And over his head was an Arbys symbol.
The three workers yelled and hollered at the manly seraph as if he was … well, the least manly thing they had ever seen… yeah, they were thinkin' Arbys
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Regal walks into view and so easy a dumbass could do it."
Then Lloyd runs in yelling
"Not cool man, not cool!"
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Lloyd and Sheena sitting on a couch making out when suddenly Tiga pops out of nowhere and taps Lloyd on the shoulder.
"You no hungry for girl; you hungry for hot pocket! "
We then see a bewildered looking Sheena with an opportunistic looking Tiga next to her and Lloyd eating a hot pocket.
"HOT POCKET"
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Lloyd and Genis are standing at a counterin Wal-Mart and are buying something when Lloyd pulls out a normal check card.
We then see the Grand Cardinals charging through the store bashing people and displays out of their way.
But just as the Desians are about to attack Lloyd, Genis stops him and says:
"Wait use your Capital One no hassle Check Card"
Cardinals: "Shit"
Magnius: "What's in your wallet, VERMIN?!"
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Lloyd is sitting on a therapist's couch playing with his cell phone. Genis was opposite him in a chair with a name tag that said "Dr. Sage"
"So why are you mad?" Genis asked Lloyd.
"So easy a dumbass could do it? I mean what if it said so easy a … a half-elf could do it?" Lloyd replied.
"Well that wouldn't make sense"
"Why"
"Well, because half-elves are…"
"Are what, smart?" Lloyd said. Then, a ringing sound filled the air, and he looks at his phone. "That's my father, I'll put it on speaker phone."
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It is the scene at the hot springs and Sheena shouts "whose there". Zelos runs off leaving Lloyd to face Sheena, Colette, Raine, and Presea.
"What are you doing?"
The scene pauses and we hear "Need a moment, chew it over with Twix"
The scene resumes and Lloyd shoves a Twix into his mouth and makes grunting noises.
"Oh, ok, want to join us?"
Lloyd just kind of freezes up and is half dragged into the hot spring by Sheena and Colette.
Zelos comes out of his hiding place with a mixture of shock, envy, and anger on his face.
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Pronyma comes on and says "now that Mithos is dead and everyone is switching to Capital One we Grand Cardinals have had to find new jobs.
We see Forcystus as a therapist asking people how that makes them feel.
We see Rodyle as an astronaut accidentally letting go of the spaceship and tumbling into space "Sybak, we have a problem"
We see Kvar on the bridge of the starship Enterprise with William Shatner saying "Hello Mr. Spock"
We see Magnius swinging his ax at a large pile of electrical equipment "VVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!"
And we see Pronyma doing what comes naturally for her, prostitution.
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We see Lloyd standing in front of the Tower of Salvation with a busted up rheiard. An insurance claims guy with "Progressive" on his shirt checking out the rheiard.
Lloyd: So, I recently switched to Progressive rheiard insurance. It is really great because they come out and check my rheiard for me. And I am a dramatic hero so if I get pummeled evil monsters or if I … run into the Tower of Salvation… it came out of nowhere.
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Ring side seat: 20 Gill
Baseball bat: 36,000 Gill
Hospital bill: 6,000,000 Gill
Watching Zelos get the shit beaten out of him: priceless
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Well that's it sorry it was so short but I couldn't thinke of any more
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