it was a sensuous day on earth wen Death came down one day. the sun was shinning on the sky and all the clouns were bright and like all pink like ing the sky and love was in the air!

Death awoke form slpeeping and rolled out of her bed she was as gorgeous as a pop star which she has always aspired to be. Hir baeautiful pink hair was messy from morning bedhead. she was wearing a pretty pink pajamas with frilly white lace
she looked over to her clock and saw the numbers

8:48 AM

aaaahhh! im going to be late for scool!

So she hurridly put on her serafuku and sexy pink tophat and ran out the door of her room

up late again? hahah

SHUT UP MOM! YOU NEVER UNDERSAND ME!

haha here's your lunch honey dont forget to have good grades!

ok i will

she ran out the door holding a peice of bread in her mouth and holding her kawaii pink bento box under her arm. Death ran down the streen past houses of her classmates and ran up the stairs into the scool wen suddenly a man jumped out infront of the door
it was satan. a goth kid from her class who alwasy causes trouble

Hello Death chan
*he adjustes his tie*

GET OUT OF mY WAY u goth poser FREAK! my bf is God and hes gona kick ur ass if u dont MOVE NOW!

Oh come on Death chan all you ever do is shun me away. why r u so cold bby?

im not cold UR THE ONE WHOS COLD! DONT THINK I WONT REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO MY IN 6FH GRADE! I NEVER FORGOF HOW MUCH OF A JERK YOU ARE!

Harsh words bby how can you be so harsh?

URGUH! UR THE HARSH ONE NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY I CAN HEAR MY PERFECT GRADES SIPPING DOWN INTO QUICKSAND ALREADT!
*she punshes him but he doesnt buge*

Hold on bby ur not geting throgh that door until you make a little wager with me!

UR SOOOOOOO MEAN!1! IM NOT A SINNER LIKE YOU SATAN ILL NEVER MAKE A WAGER WITH U NO MATER WHAT IT IS!

What if I sed youd just have to win the scool beuty contest and in xchange i let you throgh?
*he pulles out a scroll with a contract on it. _ sign here it says*

NOOOOOOO! evrywon nos im gona win it anyway but i dont want to sign ur stupid contracts SANTAN!

well then your not getting throgh this door little ms gody to shoes!

UGH FINE
*she signes it with perfect pretty pink caligrafy dotting the is with little nekos shaped like hearts*

xellent bby you can pass now
*a evil wide grin hapens on his face*

Death jumpes past satan and throgh the doors to the scool and she runs down the hall
he comes up to a door that says COMMUNISM 101 on the front of it and slides the door open

Late again mrs death?

You know im always fashionably late mr Lenin sama
*she winks*

Even tho he got ready so fast this morning she still looks more beautifl that anyone else in the class all the boys couldn't stop there eyes from staring at her hot body. and even someof the girls to

stop trying to rattle me bones with ur eyes boys! i no im bootiful but youll just have to stay back bcuz i have a BF and hes the best so if you try anything funny u better watch out!

take your seat ms Death

*she does*

back to the lesson. well be reading the communist manifesto today class bcuz its my favorite book.
*ahem*
chaper to: the Booswa Z and prolatearitite in 1946 the communist blah blah blah blah blah blahblbhal bhalb hlbhalb halb

Later

11:00 AM

The lunch bell rang all through the scool

death went into in the cafiteria and sat at the cool kids table next to her bff fireplace sempai

OHIO DEATH CHAN!

FIREPLACE SEMPAI!

Then the to of them do a bff hug but fireplace gets a little frisky and copes a feel of deaths bone

AAAAHHH! Fireplace sempai!
*he slaps her in the faces*

*she similes*

then god showd up

God! its so good to see you!

I no baybay i love u to

Then thay proceded to make out

Mormonism class was sooooooo long! it was like a temporal dilation or something! why did u even invent mormons anywasy?

dont worry about it babay i love u

ur the best bf i girl could ask for god

than they kissed even more
SUDDANLY TWO BOYS JUMPED ONTO THE TABLE WARE DEATH AND GOD WERE MAKING OUT
It was Satan and the businessman!

Hahaha! god we chalenge you to a duel! we meet after scool

dont do it god! satan is up to one of his dirty tricks again i just no it!

sorry baybay but i have to do this.

Nooooooo!

it is my destiny that i fight him. also i wouldnt mind beating up the businessman to. i never liked tht guy.

so do you accept?
*santan grins*

yes

death sobs because she dosnt want her bf to have to fight him bcuz she nos that they are to evenly matched. she is so sad that she runs out of the room crying bootiful black tears.

wait babay come back!

but she didnt come back she just kept running and she ran into the woods and she missed her memory 101 class but she new that the teacher would give her a a+ becuse she is the most beutiful so she kept running anyway

running

running

running away

she never came back