Disclaimer: I don't own those luffly books.
Ten Things Hermione Doesn't Know About Me
By Ronald Weasley
1. I don't actually have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
It wasn't dirt that I had in my eye when Hugo left for Hogwarts for the first time.
2. The modern-looking vase that I bought Hermione for our tenth anniversary didn't actually come like that.
I accidentally (accidentally!) sat on it I was getting into the car. It wasn't technically broken, so 'Reparo!' didn't work. And my day had already been so long. (She agreed with me when I said I thought the cracks looked cool. That's gotta go in my favor. Right?)
3. My favorite song isn't by the Weird Sisters.
It's actually whatever song Hermione sings in the morning, while she makes breakfast.
4. I really, really didn't like that jumper she bought me for Christmas that first year.
I know I used to worship the Chudley Canons, but the sweater was orange. Bright orange! Ginny laughed so hard when I wore it to the Burrow….
5. Those roses didn't "accidentally" catch on fire.
George said they would make any lady's knees turn to jelly. I guess I should've known they would squirt pus.
6. I kinda think it's cute when Hermione uses her bossy voice.
I like the way her nose scrunches up when she says, "Honestly, Ron!"
7. I hid the pieces of Rose's doll under Hugo's bed.
Hugo wanted "the dolly to drive the space shuttle". How could I know he'd actually turn the blender on?
8. I never really fancied Fleur.
I'd choose Hermione's bossy voice over Fleur's French accent any day.
9. There was more than one reason that I hated Crookshanks
I'd always kinda thought Hermione liked the cat more than me. Uh, naïve, wasn't I?
10. The scariest thing that ever happened to me wasn't directing the life-size chess game.
It was the time in Malfoy Manor when Hermione was being… tortured.