AN I found this in my drawer. I wrote it when I was like eight or something. The writing has not been changed AT ALL which yes, dues explain something. But Ill post it anyways. w/e
Diary #1
My name's Alanna, of Pirates Swoop 'n Olau. I fight 'n drink with 'Fingers. Rum is gooood. I like Jack Sparrow. He drinks Rum. Yummmmmy! Oooh-la-la!!! Jon is a $X#h7!X moron!!! I'll murder the KING!!! DEATH FROM ALANNA with help from…RAOUL 'n GARY 'n ALEX….no, wait, he's dead! Go me! I killed him! I'll also kill Myles! He stole my Rum! ALL MY RUMMY-PIE! GONE! DOWN THAT LONG, DARK HOLE HE CALLS A THROAT, WHICH I shall choke while Raoul holds him and Gary warns him that if he fights, he shall use the crown (WHICH WILL BE ON QUEEN ALANNA'S HEAD AFTER I KILL JON!!!!)
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHALL DIE: Jon, Myles, and…a Mary Sue called…..DELIA!!! wait, she's already dead! YAY! Who killed her? Who the he knows and cares? NO ONE!!
Bye….off to do stuff!
Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau