Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

It was Halloween night and 20 year old Sakura was down to party. The weeks classes had been hell. Thankfully, her best friend, Ino, happened to have an older brother who was probably known for throwing the best parties around.

When the girls were 12 Ino's parents separated, Ino and her mother moving out and down the street from Sakura, where the two met. Ino's brother, Jin, on the other hand, stayed with their father.

After the girls had become friends, Sakura had gone with Ino many times to her fathers house, a fourth of a mile away. Their father had moved in with his new wife when Ino and Sakura were 16, leaving Jin and four of his friends to rent the house from his father.

Jin and his friends were almost four years older than the girls, and they all watched out and protected the girls very well. They were particularly protective of the girls at their parties. They really were known for hosting the best parties around town and the list to get in was very strict. Everyone wanted to come, only about 50-100 made the cut, depending on what type of party it was.

Sakura was over at Ino's house, both of the girls getting ready for the party up the hill.

"So Jin said this is supposed to be the best Halloween party he's ever thrown. If you're not in a good costume, they're not letting you in," Ino said, as she put on her makeup.

"I must say, Ino, if I were more into girls, I'd be all over you right now," Sakura was adjusting her outfit while staring at Inos. The tight, belly showing, white button up she wore let her cleavage show proudly. Ino's long legs were accentuated by the knee high stockings, heels and black and red short plaid skirt she wore. "You really make a sexy school girl even sexier."
"Thanks, Sak. But I must say, you look pretty damn fine yourself."

"Thanks."

"Who are you supposed to be again?"

"Really, Ino?" Sakura rolled her eyes, "First, I've told you like ten times now, second, how can you call yourself geek chic?"

"Hey, I get those cute guys who play video games and can fix my electronics!"

Sakura sighed loudly, "Once again, I'm Harley Quinn - but the Arkham City version. And you really need to stop going with guys just to get something from it. You'll regret it later, and we both know it."

"Whatever! Fix your wig, some of your pink is showing."

"I was just trying it quick. I need your help with my wig cap," Ino walked over to Sakura to help her with the cap and wig, "But seriously, Ino, it's not whatever. Do we have to recall what happened to you during your break up with Daiki?"

Ino sighed heavily, "Really? You have to bring up Daiki?"

"Yes, I do, Ino. You said you were only dating him for his car, you end up falling in love, and then when you caught him fucking around, you cried for 4 days straight. You didn't eat! You didn't shower! It's not healthy, we both know it, and you can't just pull guys around for what they have or what they can do for you." They finished with her wig and Sakura make sure the eye makeup was perfect.

Just then Ino's phone chimed, "Jin want's us up there ASAP. He wants us there before people start rolling in so the guys know what we're wearing so they can keep an eye."

"Okay, lemme get these boots on! But Ino, we're not done with this conversation. I'm starting to debate my life choices as having you as my best friend, you whore, you," Sakura knudged Ino, the two girls laughing.

"You'd be lost without me bitch, and you know it. Let's get going Sak!"
They left the house, getting into Sakura's convertible, the top up with the chill from the night. She drove the fourth a mile uphill to Jin's place, parking in the driveway. The girls checked their makeup once more before getting out of the car, making their entrance into the house.

By the time 11:30 rolled around, Sakura was trashed. Ino had run off elsewhere, and for all Sakura knew, she could be hooking up with someone in one of the rooms. If anyone knew the best spots to hide for a hookup, it was Ino.

Sakura ran into acquaintances every which way she went, always saying hello. She walked up to the built in bar, one of her friends through Jin, Kiba, behind it.

"Sak! Looking good!" Kiba gave her the thumbs up and she smiled.

"Thanks, Kiba. Can you mix me something up? Don't care what, but if I lose my buzz I'm blaming you! Make it strong," She waited while Kiba made her one of his crazy concoctions. Most people wouldn't touch one, but Sakura knew he knew what he was doing when it came to mixing alcohol. She took a sip, flavor filling her mouth, "This is a good one, Kiba! Thanks."

"No problem, Sak, but it's got 4 liquors, just don't go too heavy after that one."

She nodded, lifting her cup in a 'cheers'-like motion, walking away from the bar, drinking it.

The best part of Jin's parties were the fact that, yeah, there were people you had known forever there, ready to catch up and have a good time, but then there were new people you had no idea who they were. They were normally in awe how a house party managed to get away with having a full light set up and professional speakers. A trick of another one of Jin's roommates, Sai. He worked for a company and just checked it out over the weekend.

She heard a song she loved start to play and threw herself into the cleared out makeshift dance floor in the huge lounge room. Drink in her one hand, she sent both to the air, moving her body seductively.

Halfway through the song, Sakura felt strong hands grab her hips, dancing with her. She turned her head around to see a guy dressed as the Joker, except his hairline wasn't receding, behind her. She smiled, what she hoped was seductively, turning her whole body, still dancing against him as his hands held her hips.

"Hey, Mr. J!" Sakura looked the young looking guy in the eyes, barely able to tell what his face looked like without all of the cream makeup.

"Well hello, Harley. Have you seen the Bat-Fart around here?" Sakura smiled, taking a healthy swig from her drink and decided to go along with the conversation.

"Why, no Puddin', I haven't! What do you have in mind for him this time?"

"Oh don't worry now, let's just dance." The two bodies still swayed to the music together.

"Right-a-rooney!" Drunk as she was, Sakura was surprised she was still able to recite some of her knowledge of what words Harley Quinn had been known to use. She took another sip of her drink, then rolled her back to his chest, leaning down, grinding her rear to his pelvis, his moves following hers.

After the song finished, Sakura saw an old friend waving to her from across the room. She turned to face the Joker. She brought her hand to his shoulder, "Thanks for the dance, Mr. J!" With that she turned and walked to her friend.

She felt the alcohol stronger than before, her cup almost empty.

Kiba really did pack a punch in this one…

Sakura turned finished the cup off, throwing it into the trash bin next to the bar, walking to her friend.

"Long time, no see, Sakura!" The girl, who Sakura had shamefully forgotten her name, cheered, bringing her in for a hug.

"Yeah, I know! How have you been?"

"Oh you know, school and stuff. How about yourself?"

"Yeah, I totally understand the school thing. Full plate to gradu-" As Sakura went to finish her sentence she was cut off by Jin.

"Everyone who is underage, run, NOW. This is not a drill! The cops are here!"

Most of the crowd continued what they were doing, being Jin's friends they were all legal. She knew Ino was fine, but now she had to manage to get through the crowd to the hiding spot downstairs.

Sakura saw her Joker looking around, and she could tell he was underage and in need of a hiding spot. She walked up to him, her fingers wrapping around his wrist. "Follow me, Puddin'!" She rushed pushed through the crowd in the lounge room, leading to the three small stairs that led to a door at the bottom. She pushed it open, turning a corner after four short steps into the room.

"Where are you going?"
"To hide! I know this house like the back of my hand, just trust me." Sakura continued through another door, closing it behind her. It looked like out of all her college friends, she was left in the dust, age wise.

She turned right and walked back into the corner to the side of the furnace. She moved behind the small space between the furnace and the wall that was hidden from the other side. At the end of the wall there was a small panel that Sakura removed and got down on her hands and knees, crawling through. "Come on, Mr. J."

The Joker followed behind her, putting the panel back to cover the hole in the wall as he brought the last of his body into the cubby.

"I think we'll be okay here," She twisted the pigtail of her wig, nervously, "This has never happened at one of Jin's parties before. Someone must have really fucked up."

"Hmm." The Joker pondered what she said.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Sakura could hear the cops entering the house upstairs, announcing their arrival. She knew any underage kids were either already gone or fucked.

She looked at her Joker, smiling. The alcohol in her system was making an impact on her more than she cared to admit.

"Fuc-" The Joker started to say, cut off by Sakura.

"Shhhhhh." She whispered in a drunken slur, pressing her finger to his lips.

Man… his lips are so soft on my fingers. I wonder what they'd feel like on my lips…

Sakura leaned forward to her Joker, her hand going to the back of his hair, locking into it, her lips pressing to his. He happily obliged and kissed her back, his hands on the sides of her face, holding her lips to his.

She felt his tongue lick her bottom lip, and she opened her mouth, granting him access. She enjoyed the feeling of their tongues rubbing together, then almost separating to feel the crevices inside the others mouth. Her Joker tasted of liquor and smoke. She found the taste appealing, matching her own.

Fuck, he's a good kisser!

His kisses moved from her lips to her neck, kissing her pulse, making her back arch as she bit her lip, somehow in her drunken stupor remembering to be quiet to avoid any issues of an underage. His lips, tongue and teeth moved like a pro, giving her all the right feelings as his hands roamed up and down her sides.

She felt him move his hand to her chest, pulling at the costume, her breasts popping out. What am I doing? I don't even know his name. His tongue traced her nipple and her back arched, sending her bosom closer to his mouth. Oh, who the fuck cares?

So I wanted to give this one a try... Most of my stories are either things that happened to me in my life, or they're loosely based off of my own life with a bit extra to make it a good story.

I did drink when I was underage, if you don't like it, you don't have to read my stories. Most of them deal with alcohol, tobacco and marijuana at the least. These are things I did as a teen and most of the people I knew/know did as teens. This happens.

And yes, most of this first chapter is real life. My (now ex) best friends brother lived in at House on the Hill. His friends loved to play bartender for people and get them wasted on god knows what. One friend DOES indeed work for a company where he gets light & sound equipment and there was only ONE time the cops showed up due to a girl getting drunk and calling her mom. Now at the time when this happened I was 17, so the ages are off. And it was actually like 15 people hiding in the furnace room. I literally SHOVED myself into the corner(there isn't actually a panel at that house, but at her moms house there was so I kinda combined the two) hiding from them.

And the only people I made out with at that party were females. Yeah, I'm a female. I'm bisexual, I believe in love, period. I'm getting married in August(to a man). And yeah, I said people, plural. So sue me, I was REALLY plastered. I had enough drinks for 3 of me.

Anyway, I have another story in process, you can check it out on my profile, it's got a darker story to it dealing with substances, abuse and sexual activities. There is a lot of drug and alcohol use in that story. But right now, that story is my priority since I have most of it planned out in my brain. This one I decided to kinda go with the flow because it seems whenever I just go with the flow, people like the story better.

Let me know what you all think. Reviews are much appreciated so I know how you feel.

Lex