Title: Real Men Don't Wear Miniskirts!
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Series: Gintama
Characters/Pairings: one-sided GinOki (Gin X Okita)
Summary: Gin thinks Okita Sogo is a sexy short-haired woman and falls in love with him, much to everyone's dismay. A short Gintama fic.
Gin was walking along the busy streets of Edo when something strange caught his eye. Walking out of a rice store was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She had short brown hair, piercing dark-brown eyes, and she wore one of those sexy Shinsengumi uniforms. Gin was so taken in by her beauty that he didn't even care that a seagull suddenly flew in and stole his ice pop.
Without another moment to lose, Gin raced towards the girl with all his heart. "HEY, YOU!" Gin shouted, "I NEED TO-" Unfortunately, a car suddenly drove out of a nearby alley and slammed against Gin's side, sending him flying into a fruit stand. As he slowly lost consciousness, Gin muttered, "Dammit..."
"Hey...Hey, Gin-san...wake up...I'm going to eat your parfait..."
Gin's eyes snapped open and began strangling Shinpachi, completely ignoring that Kagura was standing over him. "KAGURA WAS THE ONE WHO SAID IT! NOT ME!" Shinpachi cried as he tried to pull Gin off.
"What kind of man would hurt a woman? Besides, you look more like a asswhipe, if you ask me..." Gin hissed. After fighting for a while, Shinpachi finally got out of Gin's grip, but not without losing something very sacred: his virginity.
"So...now what do we do?" asked Kagura. She was completely unfazed while Gin had raped poor Shinpachi.
Gin shrugged and replied, "Well, I did see this real beautiful girl a while ago. She had short brown hair, dark-brown eyes, and she wore one of those sexy Shinsengumi uniforms for some reason..."
Suddenly, Shinpachi got up and shouted, "YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS OKITA SOGO!"
Gin's eyes widened in fear as this horrific realization began to sank in, but one face still bothered him.
"WHY WAS OKITA WEARING A SKIRT?"