Welcome Imbecile, you may ask what this book is, well I won't tell you. I don't think I trust you, and this book has unspoken dangers that the common man would die if they took a single glance at it. But you're not a common man are you. You're reading this book as it goes page, by page, by page, etc. Trying to figure out the meaning of this book. But you're never going to know.
Wait! Now what I think I now what to do to get you away from this book. I'll do the most devious thing any person can't stop to ponder on. It's a bomb. Not just any bomb, this one is smaller than an atom. And it's inside this whole book, or it has infected your computer. Once you have finish this chapter the bombs will go of, killing you (and other, but especially you). So I don't mind telling you this story if you're going to die.
You may wonder why this book is called,"I", I'll tell you. The original title was, "JhiHuewiofjeoifuihrkndueioiuirwhihusdhiwieiuagugieuguafjeilahuheuhhu" in my native tongue, "HCHey". In English it means something like, "This is a book of a book comprised into a book, so read this book-book thing or else I'll destroy you with my atomic bombs". So i switch it to the second most common letter, "I".(Yes this book is about a book, but which one you may say. Well I'll tell you in the next paragraph)...
This book is about a book called, "The Ultimate Guide to the Universe and Everything in It". Yes it has everything you need to know for everything and that's why I'm trying to hide it from you. But you're going to die, so who cares. Oh wait I realized something, you can walk away from this book before finishing it. Good thing this is about the book. Not "the"book it self. Whatever you can die now.
Wait a minute. My atomic bombs don't have any power. Fine...you win, for now. Here's the story