It was a normal day at the Mystery Shack just like any other. Stan was currently teaching Mabel the art of selling to people. "You see Mabel people are suckers, you find out what a sucker wants and they'll pay anything to get it. It's just the matter of knowing what they want." Stan said.

"You mean like this watch?" Mabel said while holding out a gold rolex.

"Hey! That's my watch! You stole that!" Stan shouted.

"Well Gruncle Stan possession is 9/10 of the law and seeing how I'm holding it right now that makes it mine to sell so if you want it back pay me 50 dollars!" Mabel said with a huge grin on her face.

"WHAT! You have the nerve to steal my watch and sell it back to me?!" Stan shouted. Then he let out a big smile and said "You learned well. I am so proud. But seriously Mabel give me back my watch."

"Not until you pay me!"

"No!"

"Then you're not getting it back."

"Ugh. Five bucks." growled Stan.

"50!"

"Ten bucks!"

"50!"

"20 bucks!"

"The price isn't going to change."

"Alright, 20 bucks and a huge can of industrial sprinkles! That's my final offer!" Stan said.

"Deal!" Mabel shouted while handing Stan back his watch. She then said "Sucker, I would of just taken the sprinkles."

Stan then grabbed Mabel lifting her up "I have nothing left to teach you." Stan said with a huge smile on his face.

Just then a depressed Dipper walks into the room. Stan just takes one look at him and says "Yeesh. Why is he so gloomy?"

"Well ever since we got back from the road trip Dipper got it in his head that he isn't boyfriend material you know since he led on Candy and those girls. And to make matters worse Dipper found his test results to the dating quiz he took awhile back so now he thinks he die alone and single." answered Mabel.

"Well too bad there's not a sucker out there for him." Stan said as he walked out of the room.

"Maybe there is." Mabel whispered with a devious smile on her face.

Wendy was busying working at the counter until Mabel popped up out of nowhere and asked "Hey Wendy I have a plan to help cheer up Dipper and I was wondering if you and Soos can get him out of here for awhile so I can get this plan started?"

"I don't think that's a good idea Mabel. It might be best to let Dipper handle this by himself." Wendy replied.

"You get to leave early." Mabel said.

Wendy perked up and headed to the door while screaming "Hey Soos! Grab Dipper we're going to the arcade!"

Soos let out a chuckle and replied "Oh you got it Wendy!" as he picked up Dipper against his will and dragged him to his truck.

As soon as they were gone Mabel got out her phone to call Candy and Grenda. "Candy. Grenda. I got a plan and I'm gonna need your help." She said.

ONE HOUR LATER

Outside the shack Mabel has a stage with a curtain set up with Candy and Grenda helping her. Also outside with them were all the girls from town around Dipper and Mabel's age including Pacifica and Stan was out there watching them. All of a sudden Wendy walked up to Stan and asked "What's going on? What's Mabel up to?"

"Mabel said she's planning of selling something. I don't know what it is but it's something big." Stan replied. Then Stan asked "Where's Dipper and Soos?"

"Soos got stuck in an arcade machine again and Dipper's trying to get him out. He's stuck in there pretty good so it's going to be awhile." Wendy answered.

Mabel soon got on the stage and said "Now I bet all you girls are wondering why you're all hear."

"You bet we are! I mean I got better things to do with my time Mabel so this better be good!" Pacifica shouted.

"Yeah!" screamed all the other girls.

"Ladies, ladies please control yourselves." Mabel replied.

"You know Mabel's starting to become a lot like you Mr. Pines." Wendy said while giving one of her usual looks.

"I know it's great isn't it?" Stan said with a smile while wringing his hands together.

"Yeah. That's not exactly a good thing." Wendy replied.

"Okay I assembled you all here for the opportunity to buy something very special. Photos of my brother Dipper!" Mabel said as she pulled the curtain to reveal all different kinds of Dipper photos. All of the girls' eyes grew so wide that you can actually hear their surprise and shock.

"Whoa! We're so lucky Dipper isn't here right now!" Wendy said with a shocked look on her face.

MEANWHILE AT THE ARCADE

Dipper is currently trying to pull Soos out of an arcade machine until he all of the sudden stopped. "Dude why did you stop pulling?" Soos asked.

"I don't know for some reason I got a sudden chill down my spine." Dipper said with a look of unknown concern. He then returned to helping Soos.

BACK TO THE SHACK

"But these aren't any regular photos these are special photos. Like Dipper singing Disco Girl. His Summerween photo. My favorite Lamby Lamby Dipper! Then we have Mr. Mystery Dipper."Mabel said.

"I have to admit he pulls off that look real good." Stan told Wendy.

"Dipper kissing my ex-crush Mermando."

"Boy's love!" Candy cried.

"My other favorite wolf boy Dipper."

"ALL RIGHT A WEREWOLF PHOTO!" Grenda screamed.

"But Grenda you have Marius." said Candy.

"JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T LOOK CANDY." Grenda replied.

"Plus so much more!" Mabel said. She then picked up a photo and said "Let's begin with this photo Lamby Lamby Dipper. NOW HOW MUCH ARE YOU GIRLS WILLING TO PAY?!"

Before anyone can say anything Pacifica stood up and shouted "I'll give you a hundred bucks for each photo!"

All of a sudden Stan ran up to the stage pushed Mabel out of the way and screamed "Sold to the snobby rich brat!"

"Gruncle Stan it's my sale so I'm the one who gets to say sold." Mabel said as she got back up.

"Okay, fine go ahead." Stan moaned.

Mabel then yelled "SOLD TO PACIFICA! SALE'S OVER! EVERYONE ELSE SCRAM!"

As all the other girls were leaving Mabel was currently giving the photos to Pacifica. "Here you go Pacifica. You must really like Dipper if you're willing to buy all the photos." She said with a huge grin on her face.

"Don't be ridiculous!" scoffed Pacifica. "I'm only doing this because I still owe for getting rid our ghost problem." she said as she looked through all the photos until she notice something. "Hey! Where's the wolf boy photo? I also paid for the wolf boy photo!"

Mabel realizing what happened turned to Grenda to see her holding the photo and said "Grenda give Pacifica the photo she paid for it fair and square."

"NO! IT'S THE CLOSET THING TO A REAL WEREWOLF I GOT!" Grenda shouted.

Mabel then went over to Grenda and whispered "Don't worry I made copies." Causing Grenda to hand Mabel the photo and then handed the photo to Pacifica.

"Thank you." Pacifica said as she looked at the photo causing her eyes to grow wide and let out a small smile making her utter "Ohh I don't have this one!" as she walked away.

However Mabel heard this causing her to give out a big smile bright enough to blind everyone. She had realized that Pacifica got the Wolf Boy Dipper that she tried to mail to her mom and dad because of Robbie. However the important thing she realized was PACIFICA LIKED DIPPER!

Finally able to piece it together Mabel ran screaming with joy to Stan and Wendy shouting "PACIFICA LIKES DIPPER!"

"What makes you say that sweetie?" Stan asked.

"Because she bought all of his photos!"

"That can mean anything Mabel. She's probably using them as target practice after all she's a brat. Don't you think so Wendy?"

"I don't know Mr. Pines. I think Mabel's right on this one." Wendy replied.

"WHAT!? There's no way she's right!"

"Oh yeah. I think I smell a bet coming on." Mabel said.

"Oh you got yourself a deal and I'm not doing the Stan Wrong Song if I lose which I won't! So what's the wager?"

"Well if I lose I'll wear the loser shirt for the rest of the summer and Wendy and Soos will work free for a week."

"What?! Mabel!" Wendy shouted.

"DEAL!"

"But if I win you have to join me for girl book night." Mabel said and then whispered the words "I got this" to Wendy.

"WHAT!? THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"

"What's the matter Gruncle Stan? Chicken?"

"Oh you're on." Stan growled while shaking Mabel's hands.

"So Mabel, how are you going to prove Pacifica likes Dipper?" Wendy asked.

"Two words. BACHELOR AUCTION!" Mabel said while waving both her hands in the air.

"I don't know Mabel, you put a silver fox like me on the stage and it won't end well. The whole town will probably be split in half fighting over me."

"Not you Gruncle Stan. Dipper!"

"Okay but are you sure the rich brat will bid on him?" Stan said letting out a devilish grin.

"It's like you said Gruncle Stan everyone is a sucker for something and I'm positive Pacifica is a sucker for Dipper."

"Okay so when will auction and how will you get Dipper to go through with it?" Wendy asked.

"The auction will be tomorrow!" Mabel said with glee. "And as for Dipper we'll just force him to do it." Mabel said with a evil look on her face while wringing her hands together. She then pulled herself together and said "Okay, I'll go get Candy and Grenda then will discuss how we'll pull this off. Got it?"

"Got it." Stan and Wendy replied.

TO BE CONTINUED