Akatsuki On Crack

Hmmm well this would be my first posted fan fiction I guess. I'm sorry for all the people who think Sasori and Deidara should be a couple cuz its only going to be a weird friendship. Its gonna be in script form so live with it. Ugh swears and crack review if ya want to. I used to be Silent Blood.

Disclaimer: I own fuckin nothing!!

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Itachi: on computer A-Hah foolish little brother you thought you could beat me!?!!

Sasuke: I must defeat you! Come on one more game pleezzzz?

Itachi: Face it little brother even with your new tactic, I'm better than you ever will be at cyber chess! insert evil laughter here

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Pein: No, Orochimaru… 1. You cannot rejoin…why? Oh I dunno the fact that you hit on about all the Akatsuki members!! 2. We are NOT giving back Tayuya, she hates you and your organization!! Has she said anything about you? WHY would you care? you Sasuke molesting pile of greasy haired scum!! hangs up

Konan: What was that about dear?

Pein: Hmmm, oh Orochimaru called…what do you want?

Konan: Just thought you might want to know a few things….Deidara had some crack you know, 20 pounds worth, Tobi ate all the candy sooo he's uber hyper. Zetsu is trying to eat Kakuzu, Kisame is in a girl apron…again. And Hidan is rounding up lots of people to sacrifice.

Pein: What about Itachi and Sasori?

Konan: Find out yourself, I'm going on vacation.. Good luck.

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Tayuya: cool…back at old snakeys hide out they never were this fun! Crap I need more popcorn! She was watching all the cool Akatsuki chaos Yep cooler than the sound organization!!

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Hidan: at some random town Oh yes Jashin-Sama will be pleased your coming to the "party".

Person #106: yes…I hope so… it's some sort of popularity cult?

Hidan: ….Sureeeeeeee.

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Deidara: Saoriiiiiii-Dannaaaaaa un GLOMP

Sasori: Deidara… get… off… crushing… heart…!

Deidara: Danna…un -

Tobi: Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy, Tobi's a good boy .

Sasori: Ngh.. (manages to push Deidara off) here have a cookie and please leave me alone okay Deidara?

Deidara: M'kay -

Tobi: Tobi wants a cookie, cuz Tobi is a good boy

Sasori: HELL NO!!!! go bug Itachi.

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Well, that is it for now. I don't give a fuck what you review sooo what ever…and it may be a Dei X Tayuya. Well review and stuff if ya want to.