Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells."
~oooOOOooo~
Stun Guns Rock
~oOo~
Running through the streets
Chasing after skips
They always have her beat
Even with bad hips.
Through the trash and mud
She chases them all day
Always covered in food and crud
She swears she'll make them pay.
Oh, stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Zap them in the nads
Oh, how fun to watch them squirm
Their screams are like ballads.
Stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Kick them in the balls,
Oh, to hear them yell and scream
And then to watch them fall.
Drag them to her car
With Lula's help or not
Drive to TPD
And drop them off inside
Avoid the laughs and jokes
About spaghetti in her hair
She really needs a donut now
Or else she'll be a bear.
Oh, stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Zap them in the nads
Oh, how fun to watch them squirm
Their screams are like ballads.
Stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Kick them in the balls,
Oh, to hear them yell and scream
And then to watch them fall.
Stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Zap them in the nads
Oh, how fun to watch them squirm
Their screams are like ballads.
Stun guns rock, stun guns rock
Kick them in the balls,
Oh, to hear them yell and scream
And then to watch them fall.