Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
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Bombshell, the Female Bounty Hunter
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Bombshell, the female bounty hunter
Had a gun she didn't use.
And if you ever saw her,
You'd know she'd rather buy some shoes.
All of the cops in Trenton,
Place bets and poke fun at her.
They always laugh at Joseph,
He prays for a quick transfer.
Late one day our heroine
Sees his cheating ass
When she's driving down the road
And by the overpass.
Steph broke up with Joe that evening,
Took his dog and punched his nose,
Moved in with Ranger on seven,
Now she doesn't wear nightclothes!