Mage: Hello everyone its so nice to see you all again and to those who are visiting for the first time welcome.

Harry: Yeah its actually good to see everyone welcome.

Voldemort: indeed its nice to see you.

Harry: hi Voldy its nice to have you here.

Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter or any of its characters (which stinks) the only one I own is nick and a few others that will be used in the story

Real Me

Summary:

What if Harry was more Slytherin than people thought hung out with Slytherin's warning Weasley bashing Gryffindor bashing Dumbledore bashing Hermione bashing good pansy and Draco and Slytherin Tom/Draco/Harry gay girly harry

Chapter 1

"Harry are you series I can't believe it!" Harry was standing near Hagrid's hut with Ron and Hermione and he had just told them he's gay.

"what's so hard to believe Ron" asked Harry socked when his two best friends took a step back.

"stay away from me fag" said Ron

Harry stared at his best friend in Shock, looking to Hermione for support but she just looked away.

"Leave us alone we want nothing to do with you" Ron spat and with that with tears in his eyes harry ran away from his ex-best friends ran to the castle and up to the astronomy tower to cry.

Harry had no idea how long he'd been up there he just sat and stared at the night sky only to be pulled out of it by the sounds of footsteps coming closer.

"Well, we'll, well if it isn't Potter the little golden boy "someone said in a joking tone

Harry didn't turn but he knew straight away who it was.

"what do you want Draco" asked Harry

To say that Draco was surprised would be an understatement he had never heard his friends voice so broken, so empty

"Common Harry it was just a joke" Harry turned his head only for Draco to see red puffy eyes

"what's wrong" asked Draco

Draco and his body guards sit with him with concern in their eyes "I told my friends I'm gay and they shunned me I'm band from Gryffindor tower or else they'll hex me, I can't believe I had that stupid hat put me in Gryffindor and not Slytherin...I'm such an idiot" said Harry

"No you're not harry your smart and kind and very cute you are no idiot" harry smiled he knew Draco would always try to cheer him up "You were almost in Slytherin" Crabbe asked "yep if I had never met Ron and got all those bad ideas of Slytherin in my head I'd be in Slytherin not that I ever really believed them"

Draco smiled "we'll you are hanging out with Slytherin regularly here without anyone knowing same with over the summer and since you and I where never really fighting with each other" started Draco

"Plus you and my parents get along swimmingly not to mention you and the dark lord being the best of friends since the start of summer so instead of those stupid lions you can sit with use loyal snakes at dinner like we keep asking you to do and I can have you sit in your favorite seat" said Draco pulling Harry playfully into his lap which they all burst out laughing "now isn't that comfy".

True to his word like usual Draco Goyle and crabs walked harry into the great hall only to get death glares from the Gryffindor and smiles from the Slytherin table since they knew harry was really a lot like them he just had to acted like there little golden boy harry smiled over to them as they walked over Pansy Parkinson came up to them and gave harry a hug causing many to stare.

"Harry is It true what happened with you and the lions" asked Pansy concern evident in her voice.

"yep and if you're going to ask if I'll go shopping with you to make me feel better than the answer is yes I'd really like that" said Harry

Pansy gave him a smile and pulled him down to the seat next to her she loved harry like a little brother and she would do anything for him while they were talking Draco sat on the other side and tried to block out the talk of clothes and makeup.

They were chatting away happily like they did during their nights in the astronomy towers unknown to everyone but the Slytherins they were getting to the point about Harry's hair and how they loved how long It was and the bits of green in it when a paper bird landed on Harry's plate he looked to each of the Slytherins and they said no to sending it so he unfolded the letter to see it was from the team saying he's off the team.

"What's it say harry?" Draco asked

"I'm off the quitting team" harry was on the brink of crying so Pansy pulled him into a sisterly hug.

"thanks Pansy you're a great friend" said Harry

"Hey we have to stick together where your friend's we've got your back" S=said Pansy

"Thanks guys and girls" they all shared a laugh as they ate Daphne tapped Harry's hand to get his attention

"what "asked Harry

"Harry don't look now but I think I see Nicholas red checking you out at the ravens table" said Daphne

Harry turned to look over to the Ravenclaw table, there he saw him the most handsome and sweetest Ravenclaw's ever as soon as Nicholas saw Harry looking at him he winked at Harry which caused Harry to turn a deep red and look away to enjoyed the rest of the evening with his friends but soon it was time to go, but Harry just stayed in his seat.

"What's wrong harry" asked pansy

"I can't go back to my dorm or they'll curse me" said Harry "it all started after I told them I was gay after several horny girls where trying to touch me I just yelled it out"

pansy looked like she was about to kill those girls for touching her brother " you can come back with use" said Pansy

Harry smiled "I'd love to but I think I'll just stay somewhere else, at least for now."

"Besides I'm not allowed in the Slytherin common room and I'm pretty sure Snape won't let me stay so I'll just stay in the chamber of secrets" said Harry

They smiled they knew about the chamber and walked away knowing Harry would be safe there with that he stood up summoned his stuff which spilled all over the table meaning someone was going threw it back in the dorm he summoned his missing things packed up and slipped on his invisibility cloak and headed out to the chamber entrance.

once he arrived he said the password in parseltongue and slid downed he did he noticed that the chamber was less creepy then it was before he felt bad entering the hall where he and the basilisk had fought. He went up to the basilisk which looked the same as the day he killed it He took a few of its bigger and smaller teeth some scales, blood and moved her body into the little pool where she sank he then took a random stone and changed it in to a tombstone saying here rest royal a loyal serpent and a loyal Allie.

"-I'm ssorry great basilisk-" said Harry After he was finished with forming the tomb, he heard a little whimper which sounded like hissing.

"-Hello iss ssomeone there come out I won't hurt you-" asked Harry after he had said that he saw a small amount of movement and saw three little silver snake come up to him

From what harry could tell the poor things where just baby's "-hello little ones are you lost-" the serpents shock their heads no "-We were born in here but we can't find are momma-"

What have I done harry thought "-I'm sso ssorry to ssay thiss but your mama iss no longer with use she hass died-" The three hatchlings lowered their heads in sadness

"-can we come with you-" asked the smallest of the bunch Harry smiled he always loved snakes but he had to act like people wanted but then he relented what happened today and smiled.

"-It would be my pleasure as of today you are my familiars you may look at me and I will not die you will protect me and I will protect you from snake hating monsters-" said Harry performing the bonding ritual.

The hatchlings smiled and raped themselves around Harry's arm and neck he went around the chamber found a fully stocked kitchen a bedroom with a green and silver mixture of furniture a canapé bed and large bathroom after casting a few cleaning spells he took a bath watching the hatchlings join him and smiling that they had someone to take care of them.

"-alright time for bed and I don't want to hear any complaints-" said Harry

The snakes giggled at that but followed there master and they went to bed after being fed meat chunks there master found in the fridge and hissing good nights harry had finally found a family his hatchlings and his friends he couldn't be happier.

Mage: hey guys so I'm going to be taking the time to go over this story and rewrite it before I even begin to do anything else.