My Failed Experiments
A plane vas supposes to come in at twenty-hundred hours.
I have just been notified that the plane has crashed somewhere in Berlin.
If we have to wait much longer for our test subjects we may start using some of the patients here in the asylum.
Dr. Maxis said "Edward we are about to start the tests come on" (static)…
"Our experiments have been very progressive I'm sending some to the giant project.
Peter, Edward, what happened to the experiments" Dr. Maxis declared. "They have escaped from their holding cells we have to get out of here" Edward Rightofen exclaimed.
"O.K. let's go" (static)…
"I'm sorry Edward I must go back to group 935 und tell them about this, stay here und collect 115 for more experiments, then come to the giant project in Breslau, Germany"
"O.K. Dr. Maxis me und peter will collect 115 we'll radio you when we have enough of it" (static)…
"Good Morning peter…Peter?...PETER? O My God!"
Meanwhile
"Hey, Takio you're the one with the fucking map, where the fuck are we?" Dempsey shouted.
"We are close to shi no numa, I can feel it."
"Nicolai are you ready?"
Nicolai replied"balls, check, vodka, check. I'm good."
"Here we are, shi no numa"
"Hey, who are you?" Rightofen shouted. Dempsey replied, "we're here to find out about the meteor that crashed here." Dr. Rightofen replied, "Good come help me move this 115." Nicolai shouted, "What the fuck happened to that guy" Rightofen answered "O, you mean peter he hung himself, such a pity." "So Rightofen, what the fuck is 115?" Dempsey asked. Rightofen replied, "Un unstable element found in the meteor, I am making a weapon with it. I call it the wunderwaffe DG-2" he said, "I'm sorry but I must go back to the giant project" Takio said, "I just heard something downstairs, this I know." Rightofen was nervous he said, "How the hell did they follow me" Dempsey exclaimed, "Who?"
Rightofen said, "My experiments that escaped from the asylum, we have to go to der reise NOW! (Static)…
"Dr. Maxis?" Rightofen asked. Dr. Maxis replied, "Did you bring me 115"
"Here's some, but more is on the way" "Good, we have just enough for 6 test with the teleporter" Rightofen asked, "How is Samantha, und what did you get her for her birthday." Dr. Maxis replied, "Very good, I got her a dog for her birthday" Edward said, "I'll calibrate the systems" (static)…
"Are you sure we should use Samantha's dog for this experiment Dr. Maxis?" Maxis replied, "if you calibrated the systems right he will be unharmed." He said, "Test number 6, activate power." (Zzzzzp) "We did it Dr. Maxis" "No we didn't, test subject has teleported but has not shown up at the mainframe" Samantha enters the room and said, "Daddy, what have you done to fluffy?" "Stay away Samantha, that's not fluffy anymore. Let's get out of here." He tries to open the door but it's locked, "Edward, open this door now!" Edward grinned and replied, "Goodbye Dr. Maxis, muhahahahahaha."(Zzzzp)