Based on a convo with livewithstyle on deviantART

Also…for the lolz…Sweden's glasses are Ikea…true fax.

I don't own Hetalia~

America walked up to Sweden and Finland as they left the World Conference hall. "Hey, Berwald!"

The tall blonde turned and America flinched a tiny bit. Though he wouldn't admit it out loud, the ex-Viking gave him the creeps and he commended poor Finland on being that man's wife. "Wh't dya w'nt, Alfr'd?"

Alfred froze for a slight second then broke into his usual goofy grin. He gently took Texas off his face and handled the frames carefully. "Let's switch frames for a week!"

"Y'u'r g'v'ng m' Tex's?" The Swede said with light surprise.

"Yeah! It'd be fun! So…want to?"

Finland watched the scene then frowned…Texas was a pretty big state…only Alaska was bigger, so he wasn't worried about Alfred's frames breaking, but…rather. The Finn looked up to his 'husband' and wondered if he'd be so willing to take a state from Alfred for a whole week…and in exchange entrust Ikea to the American.

Sweden surprised both his wife and made Alfred a happy man. "S're…m'ght b' f'n." And with that, he removed his glasses and handed them out to Alfred.

"Awesome!" Alfred said, ignoring the 'that's my word' from Prussia, and gently traded Texas for Sweden's glasses…for Ikea…oh Lord help us all!

"Y'u h've sh'tty ey's'ght." Berwald commented as he slipped on the frames. "I h'pe m'wife w'n't h've t' d' t'o m'ch…"

"I-I'll be fine. Don't worry about me." Tino said, automatically holding onto Berwald's arm to help him if he starts veering off course…the blind Swede is about as bad…if not worse as a rampaging linebacker on an American football team.

"Well your eyesight is nothing to praise yourself!" Alfred retorted waving his hands in front of him like a mad man. "Didja get hit to many times in the Viking days?"

A grunt told Alfred he better shut up before he gets his insides on his outside. Luckily, the American heeded the warning and cooled his jets. "Hey Iggy! Iggy!" He cried instead looking for the wayward Englishman.

Unfortunately…for Arthur…he had heard Alfred's cries and went over. "What do you want you stupid American…are those…SWEDEN'S spectacles?"

Alfred nodded making the frames jostle a bit. "Yeah we traded frames for a week! It'll be so much fun!"

Arthur…out of habit only…or so he chanted to himself, fixed the frames on the American and sighed. "You willing gave Texas to Sweden…well…at least I know Texas will get out of this unscratched. I feel sorry for Ikea stores world wide though…Mc Donald's will be inside all of them, mark my words."

Berwald visibly paled even though his gaze only turned stonier…and earned a whimper from Finland. Apparently, Mc Donald's and Ikea cannot mix ever lest the Viking days return to the world and some poor nation gets the full brunt of it…i.e. America.

"P-Please…take good care of Ikea, Alfred…" Tino whimpered hoping a verbal agreement would appease the aura emitting from Sweden.

"Of course! Ikea is the best store on the planet…after Wal-Mart of course!" The American said brightly.

Finland paled…didn't some Wal-Mart stores have Mc Donald's in them? "J-just don't go adding Mc Donald's to them!"

Alfred sighed. "Why would I do that? Everyone knows the Swedish Chef will murder me if I do."

Finland felt Sweden tense under his fingers and, once again, whimpered. Oh America please, please, PLEASE don't evoke the wrath of Berwald Oxensteirna. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T MEANTION THAT MUPPET!

Arthur sighed and smacked Alfred on the back of the head. "Shut up about that damned Muppet or I'LL strangle you myself!"

This seemed to pull the American out of his offending stupor and before he can do any more damage, England dragged the yank by an arm. "He'll return Ikea back in one piece or so help me God I'll make him pay with blood!"

Tino sighed lightly in relief. "Seems like the Pirate Era's still fresh in him." Earning a grunt from the Swede.

-One Week Later-

The exchange was swift and Alfred could FINALLY see clearly again. "That was fun, but I'm glad I have Texas back…my boss was wondering about it."

Berwald nearly kissed Ikea, but just slipped them on and patted Finland on his head. "'m f'ne n'w, m'wife. Y'u d'd w'll."

Finland blushed a bit and muttered something about not being the wife, but had a bright smile on his face at the praise.

Alfred paled. "T-Texas had a blizzard…A BLIZZARD…WITH A THOUSAND FEET OF SNOW!"

"J'st t'n f'et…" Berwald said softly. "M'wife m'de th'm c'co."

"Their power went out state wide and it was mass chaos. Their governor broke down in tears…it was…a sad sight. T-they'll thaw out though! W-we took good care of them!" Tino reassured Alfred…who obviously wasn't comforted by this. "U-umu…w-we'll pay for any damages if you want."

Alfred shook his head. "No…Texas is strong…always was. She'll pull through!" He then smiled brightly. "Oh…check out Ikea…I gave it a Super Hero worthy makeover!" He then ran off to find England.

Sweden paled and yanked off his glasses. "H' p't h's fl'g 'll ov'r m'st're! 'm g'nna K'LL h'm!"

America was then forced by Sweden, Finland, and England to clean every Ikea store in the world from top to bottom with NO breaks and NO hamburgers until he finished as punishment.