Hi! This idea's been bugging me for a while, so…yeah :P Enjoy!

Jack sighed and shoved his hands into his pockets. He walked in the middle of London, just near a large fountain. Water gushed from its' center, and lovers alike crowded around, making out for an obscene amount of time.

Suddenly, Jack heard the noise that he had dreams (and nightmares) of since the first time he rode it. A large blue telephone box landed next to the fountain. He shook his head in disbelief; he couldn't be seen just yet! He hid behind the fountain, his brown hair sticking out slightly.

The Doctor, a man with brown hair and a red bowtie, stepped out of the TARDIS, laughing. He held the hand of a woman with extremely curly hair. Jack would have to make a move on her later-

That's when the kissing began.

At first it was just a small bit on the mouth; then the woman held him in her arms, kissing more and harder, and the Doctor continued even more, kissing with passion.

After that stopped, Jack would have to kiss her.

"Jack?" Jack heard a call from above the fountain. He stood up and watched the Doctor, whose eyebrows were raised in curiosity.

He smiled and waved weakly. "Hey…I, uh, you can get back to your…" Jack stuttered, crouching back down.

The Doctor rolled his eyes and walked over to Jack. "You know, I could see you since I walked out of the TARDIS."

"What stopped you from pointing me out before?" Jack asked.

River crouched down next to the Doctor. "Do you want me to show you again?" she asked, directing her point to Jack, but stroking the Doctor's cheek. They began another round of kissing, and Jack rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I get the point." Jack said, pushing them apart. "Anyway…my name's Captain Jack Hartness. I don't think we've met." He looked into River's eyes, beaming.

River smiled. "Of course. Now…I'd be a little…careful around a married woman. You might make her stray…" she murmured, her hand moving from Jack face lower and lower.

"Married?" Jack asked. "With who, you bad, bad girl?"

"The fellow over there." River replied casually, and the Doctor smiled, putting his hand up.

"Oh."

"What brings you into the city?" Jack asked, breaking up the silence.

"We were looking for a romantic getaway." River shrugged, holding the Doctor's hand.

"You could crash with us if you want, though." The Doctor interrupted. "We'll get a second room."

"Don't you mean third?" Jack asked curiously.

"Married, remember?" the Doctor pointed out.

"Right, right…Hey, why wasn't I invited to the wedding?" Jack said incredulously.

"It was a last minute thing, if you know what I mean." River explained.

"Well, then…sure, I'll join you!" Jack replied.

"One more thing…" River whispered, taking Jack's chin. "Don't be surprised if we get a little loud."

"Loud?" Jack stood in shock. "You guys…seriously? When did this happen?"

He turned around and saw that the Doctor and River were already walking away. They turned around, and River held her hand out. "Coming?" she asked, tilting her head.

Jack's face grew into a smile. This was going to be a lot of fun…

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