Gin Ichimaru goes to therapy.
a.n: I Thought it would be really funny if Gin Had to go to therapy, just think of all the different ways he could mess with the psychologists head, trust me this is going to be good. I hope you enjoy and please review.
"You know gin, your attitude as of lately really seems blah, you never smile anyone" said Aizen nonchalantly, gin looked up to Lord Aizen and thought to himself well since he left the soul society he had been pretty damn lonely without Rangiku or kira,
or since luppi died, then again ever since Aizen tried to put the moves on me I get rape anxiety whenever iam around him, yeah that's a good reason.
"I am sending you to therapy" replied Aizen almost as if he read gin's thoughts, "starting today you will head to the world of the living and attend therapy sessions"
Gin sweat dropped and walked out of the room only to have Aizen in his personal space handing him an appointment card with a 2pm time slot and said "good luck"
a.n: its not like gin doesn't invade people's personal space anyway, nor does he mind what happens as long as he gets a reaction.
"wtf" gin said out loud "iam hearing voices" , walking up to handing him the slip stating he has permission to go to the living world , as granz opened up the garganta he whispered to gin "you know that's just the author getting a reaction out of you , you are not Schitso" ,
gin smiled and said to granz "iam glad you heard it too" to which said "heard what I happen to hear a lot of them" said manically smiling as gin sweat dropped again and walked into the garganta ,
and heard the pink haired mad scientist singing ( Iam not insane , iam not insane!! , come back to me its almost easy , come back again its almost easy )
a.n: granz singing a couple of lyrics from avenged sevenfolds almost easy, can you picture that with a straight face? , rest in peace (the rev).
Gin heard the voice again and started running as fast as he could think who the reverend is.
Gin Stepped out of the garganta slipping on his gigai and then walked to the address on the card that said 420 spooner street, karakura towns, Japan, Dr. Daffney Richards Master of Arts.
He walked into the building and started smiling and waltzed up to the receptionists window and said "Gin Ichimaru to see Richards " in singsong sarcasm ,
while the woman in the booth and the people in the waiting room were registering his act with a wtf is he on I want some look in their eyes as he bowed and several women in the back of the lobby said "omfg its him its really him , gin Ichimaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as the whole room sweat dropped as they threw their underwear at him ,
gin smiled as he thought to himself this place is awesome.
The receptionist turned to him and handed him a plastic cup that said gin Ichimaru, to which he cooed "what do you want me to do with this?" she smirked at him stating "after you finish your paperwork you are to give a urine sample in the cup" Why? He said.
a.n: "so they can find out what kinda drugs you are on foxy-Chan fill out your paper work and make us proud"
Gin sweat dropped again thinking who the fuck keeps getting in my head, and asked us who did the voice mean by us?
A.N: "the people who read bleach fan fiction of course" ^_^
Gin said to the voice "oh you mean like those people who wrote them stories about emo_chan and grimy_jow being a yaoi couple now I know hat you mean"
A.N: "Exactly, I gotta go see ya later foxy-Chan"
^_^
Gin then sat down and began his paper work which had some questions he had to answer. Age:21 , hair color : silver : , eye color : bloodshot , orientation: Bi ,
and then scratched at bi and put no answer , have you ever been abused? : yes, and if so describe by who and what methods, gin wrote down (Aizen_sama made me sit in his lap and were dresses and said I looked pretty),
have you ever abused anyone? Gin wrote down (I abuse everyone's personal space cause it's so fun to invade them, but izuru-emo-chan was always so fun especially when he needed help)
Have you ever done drugs, gin thought back to Woodstock (Wooo yoooo sex drugs rock and roll) if yes name a few: Gin Put down (Name a few, I done them all)
What do you hope to gain out of this: (Get Over My Rape Anxiety and bang my therapist?)
" please hand in your paperwork , and take your urine test" said the woman up at the front counter , he handed her the cup in the bag nearly overflowing with urine ,
and she just about fainted when Gin said with a wide as hell grin "iam sorry about that madam I really had to go