The Return of Negative Numbuh 4

In the deep dark parts of the broccoli mines of the DNK, Negative Numbuh 4 continues to scrape broccoli…

Neg. 4- Err, one day, I'm gonna get that Numbuh Four and make him pay for what I'm going through.

Suddenly, the lone guard watching over him drifts off to sleep…

Neg. 4- This may be my chance! If I can reach his ray gun, I could just blast my way out of here!

He creeps up to the guard and easily swipes the gun from his belt…

Neg. 4(whispering) - Excellent! Now I have the power to escape this world and get my everlasting revenge on Positive Numbuh Four! And I know just how to do it! (Getting louder with each ha!) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Guard- Huh? Wha… Hey! Get back to work or… (Reaches for gun but realizes it's not on his belt)

Neg. 4- Looking for this? (Holds gun in the air) Ha! Now, put your hands up! I'm getting out of here and there ain't anything you can do about it. (Runs away fast…)

Guard- (Speaking in radio) Calling all units! Calling all un…BOOM!!! (Radio blew up)

Neg. 4- Ha! I blew up your radio! Now try to get some units while your in the hospital (Fires gun simultaneously) Ha! Ha! Ha!

Guard- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Neg. 4- I'm outta here! (Runs to original pool that kids came out of, finds it empty) Drat! All the water's gone! Wait, there is another…

He runs to the demolished, old town hall building…

Neg. 4- I remember that when I first made this civilization, I didn't need this building anymore. However, there was an old pool here when it tore down! I was the first to colonize the D.N.K. so only I knew about this. I wonder…

He then runs to the back of the building to the back yard to find a big, rectangular pool…

Neg. 4- Yes! It's still here! All right! Time to enter the other side! (Dives into the pool)

In the KND Universe, bubbles emerge from the pool of City Hall…

Neg. 4- I'M BACK!!!! And ready to ruin Positive Numbuh 4's life forever. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, I have $9.00 in my wallet from all the allowances I stole from my minions! Stupid guards never asked me to empty my pockets Time to find a barber shop!

Walks for about three miles wearing his hood over his head so to not be spotted and finds a barber shop…

Neg. 4- Awesome! Time for a little cut! (Walks in)

Clerk- Hello. What can we do for you today?

Neg. 4- I would like to get my goatee shaved off. How much?

Clerk- About $7.50.

Neg. 4- (gives clerk the money) Here you go! Now let's get to it!

Clerk- All right! (Clicks on razor) BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Five minutes later, Neg. Numbuh 4's goatee is completely off his face…

Neg. 4- Thank you! Bye!

Clerk- Bye!

Neg. 4- Yes! My first part of my ingenious plan is complete! Now that I look like Numbuh 4, I can trap him and steal his life! Now I need to get to Sector V's tree house to begin phase two.


Hey guys! I decided to make a new story! Hope you like it! I will be updating Spiderman soon!

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