You Paired Me With Who!

by jennyellen

The various characters of Harry Potter write to voice their outrage over who they've been paired with on fanfiction ! Please read and review!

1. Hermione Weasley nee Granger

Dear writers of fanfiction,

You paired me with Malfoy. You paired me with Professor Snape (shudder). You even paired me with Fred. But by far the worst was when you paired me with Harry. Harry! He's like a brother to me. He IS my brother in all but name! It's practically incest!

So, in order to solve this problem,I suggest you buy yourselves a pair of glasses and actually READ the Harry Potter series. If you did, you would know that I actually married RON because I love him. Not Malfoy (weirdos), Not Professor Snape (sickos), Not Fred (words fail me) and certainly not Harry! Practically incest...

Yours sincerely, Hermione WEASLEY