Are Fortune Cookies for Real?

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but I own myself no da. Great, now I'm starting to sound
like Chichiri...

AN: Let's say my dad had chinese take-out and I had the fortune cookie...
BTW, I sorta forgot to do spell check... ::sweatdrops::
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Duo rubbed his stomache.

Duo: Ahhh...that was a good meal...
Isabelle: -.- It would have been better if you didn't eat most of it...
Wufei: ::stil muttering:: Weak onna...weak onna...weak onna...
Trowa: There's still the fortune cookies.
Quatre: Right. ::passses them out::

Isabelle: ::reads 'Be brave':: Er...
Duo: ::reads 'A friend in need is a friend indeed':: ::raises an eyebrow::
Wufei: ::reads 'No pain, no gain':: Weak cookie...
Trowa: ::reads 'Insane fans are not good for the hair':: Uhhhh...
Quatre: ::reads 'Desparate times call for desparate moves':: Hmmm...
Heero: I got an empty cookie.
Isabelle: ::screams::
Wufei: ::raises an eyebrow:: What about the empty cookie?
Isabelle: ::looks deathly pale:: Haven't you heard the legend?
Everyone else: ::shakes his head::
Isabelle: ::creeps to Heero:: They say that whoever has the empty cookie shall be stalked by the
hideous...Bubba.
-silence-
Heero: Bubba?
Isabelle: Yes, Bubba.
Duo: ::lmao:: Well, I don't believe it. Let's just go to bed...
Quatre: I don't know...Bubba...it sounds bad...

~Next morning...

Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre were going to town to pick up something for their gundams.
Suddenly, they heard a rampage. They turned around to see girls, screaming out Trowa's name,
running towards them. Wufei and Trowa screamed and started running. Wufei bumped into a stop
sign.

Wufei: What the-owwwwww...

Trowa encounted other fangirls...

Fangirls: GET HIM!! GET THAT HAIR!!!
Trowa: ::screams:: QUATRE!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Quatre: ::goes in Zero-system mode:: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!! ::takes out a
water gun:: *squirt*
Fangirls: ::silence:: ::then start screaming:: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!! MY MAKE-UP!!!
Wufei: ::slowly peels off the stop-sign:: I have learned my lesson. Watch where you're going.

~Meanwhile...

Duo: ::drags Heero and Isabelle outside:: Come on! Get some fresh air already!!!
Isabelle: ::grumbles:: Coming...coming...
Heero: I'll kill you...
Duo: But it's too much of a nice day for that!!
Heero: ::sigh:: I give up...

They walked in the park, peacefully.

Heero: ::turns around:: I'd swear that I heard some one.
Isabelle: What's up? Oh no...is it...??
Heero: Nothing.
Isabelle: Are you sure? Be brave now...
Duo: What? Afraid it's Bubba?
Isabelle: ::whacks Maxwell with a hidden mallet::
Heero: I'm sure. It's just that...

Suddenly, a large shadow covered them. Isabelle shrieked.

Duo: Come out you...you...you Bubba! I challenge you!
An awfully fimiliar voice: OHHHH HEEROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Duo: ::blinks:: Relena?
Heero: ::blinks:: Lord help me...
Isabelle: HELP!! HELP!! IT'S BUB-I MEAN RELENA!!!
Duo: -.-() Relena was Bubba eh?
Relena: ::chases Heero::
Heero: NOOO!! GET HER AWAY!!!
Duo: Don't worry! I shall rescue the princess-err...pilot from the evil Bub-I mean-
Isabelle: Just...shut...up...
Duo: ::runs after Relena::
Isabelle: ::watches them:: This is gonna be a long day...

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That was just some spur of the moment fic. Whaddya think? Please review. ^^