The Brandy and AnnDee Show
Episode 1: Hinata's Scandal
Brandy: *Reading a Yaoi magazine.*
Sasori: *Sigh* MUST you read that infront of me?
Brandy: Oh I'm sorry sweetie does it bother you?
Hinata: U-um... B-Brandy? A-AnnDee?
Brandy and AnnDee: Yes'm?
Hinata: C-can I talk to you guys?
Brandy and AnnDee: Sure!
Hinata: *Pulls them out of the room.* U-um... okay... Well, I-I did something I'm not so proud of...
Brandy and AnnDee: Okay... And?
Hinata: I-I don't know if I should tell you...
AnnDee: Oh, it can't be THAT bad! It's not like you fucked Orochimaru right!?
Hinata: *Gulp*
Brandy: Oh my god you didn't...
Hinata: I-I did...
Brandy and AnnDee: *Twitch... twitch...* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hinata: Please! Don't tell Naruto-Kun!
AnnDee: *Runs off and bumps into Naruto.* NARUTO! HINATA FUCKED OROCHIMARU!
Naruto: *Silence...* YES! NOW THAT LITTLE STALKER WON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE! BELIEVE IT!
Orochimaru: *Comes out of nowhere.* HINATA I LOVE YOU!
Hinata: Well I don't love you! I love Naruto-Kun!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sasuke: *Eating an ice cream cone.* Hey guys, what's up?
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! YOU HAVE RETURNED FOR ME! *Fangirl mode*
Sasuke: Shut the hell up...
Itachi: *Walks in.* AnnDee I've been waiting in bed all da- *Looks up and sees Sasuke.* Oh shit...
Sasuke: ITACHI! YOU SHALL DIEEE!!!
Sakura: NO! I THOUGHT YOU CAME BACK FOR ME! *Cries in a corner.*
AnnDee: OKAY! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SASUKE RIGHT NOW!? HINATA FUCKED OROCHIMARU!
Everyone: *Spit Takes* WHAT!?
Hinata: *Blushes and passes out.*
Naruto: OKAY! Orochimaru, did you use protection?
Brandy: *Looks at Gaara who is randomly there.* 5 bucks the bastard didn't use protection.
Gaara:...You're on...
Orochimaru: Well... um, no...
Brandy: HA HA! IN YO FACE BITCH!
Gaara:...
Brandy: You hear me foo'!?
Gaara: SAND COFFIN!
Brandy: Oh shit... *Runs*
Sakura: *Stops crying in a corner* We have to go get her tested!
Everyone: Right!
-Doctors office-
Doctor: The results are in... *Dramatic Soap Opera music.*
Sakura: Is she positive?
Doctor: Yes! And she is about to have the baby right now!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Doctor: Yes, she is going into labor!
AnnDee: Okay! She has been pregnant for 9 months and has told NO ONE!
Doctor: I suppose.
AnnDee: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Hinata: *On the hospital bed.* GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF ME!
Naruto: I thought she just stole Choji's potato chips!
Choji: If it wasn't her? Then who!?
AnnDee: *Is about to eat a chip but slowly puts them away.* I don't know... *Thinks.* Oh! It could have been Ino! She' always making you go on diets!
Choji: Good thinkin' AnnDee! You're a great pal! *Runs out of hospital.* INO YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Gaara: *Turns to AnnDee.* You steal them?
AnnDee: Damn straight...
Hinata: I SAID GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF ME MOTHER FUCKER!
Brandy: DAMN! Hinata grew a mouth!
Doctor: Hinata, push!
Hinata: *Pushes.* MOTHER FUCKER! AHHHH!
Everyone: *In the trash cans throwing up.*
Doctor: It's out! And it's a...SNAKE!?
Orochimaru: Oh he is beautiful!
Everyone: *Twitches.*
Orochimaru: I shall name him O.J.!
Brandy: WHAT!? WHY!?
Orochimaru: Orochimaru Junior! O.J.!
Everyone: Oh! I get it! *Laughs.*
AnnDee: And the day was saved! Thanks to- wait... What the fuck this isn't the Power Puff Girls!
OKAY! That concludes episode 1 of my new series with my amazing cousin Brandy! See ya later! R and R!