Behead the Time lord
Chapter one
"Oh no, this is bad, this is very very bad!" Shouted the doctor as he rummaged under the TARDIS console. "What is it?! Are we crashing? Are we heading towards another frozen star? Has Rory blown up the gearbox again?" Amy shouted back whilst Rory grumbled that it was not his fault that the TARDIS didn't like him that day. "No it's worse than that! We've run out of jammie dodgers!" He exclaimed, shocked that she did not think of it. "Is that all, here's me thinking that we could all be doomed and you are actually worried about a lack a jam filled biscuits." Rory shouted down to him, still grumbling about Amy's earlier remark. "They're not just jam filled biscuits! When you live in a machine that can travel time you have to put up with food from all around the world, things like curry, sushi and other weird things, I like to have something sweet, something familiar. So don't even think about saying it is just a jam…"!Crash! The doctor was interrupted by a loud bang. "Oh no, this is bad, this is very very bad!" Shouted the doctor once again. "What now! Have you run out of tea to dunk you jammie dodgers in." Amy shouted back making sure she said jammie dodgers so as not to get shouted at. " No I have not run out of tea, this time we actually crashed and the scanners down so I have no clue where we are!" Everyone fell quite. The only sound that could be heard was the sound of the TARDIS as it sat in this unknown place contently.
The silence was broken by a knock on the door. "What was that?" Asked Rory as he watched the doctor climb excitedly up the stairs from the boiler room to the main console. "I think some just knocked on the TARDIS'S front door! That's new!" He said, sounding just as excited as he looked. "Well come on then, somebody open it!" Nobody went to the door. "Well I guess I will do it then." He walked confidently over to the door, opened it and then shut it again very quickly. "Ok, this is not a bit what I thought it would be or "who" I thought it would be." Said the doctor looking slightly less confident. "Oh stop being such a woos doctor! Look…" She flung open the door and walked out. "Oh…" she said. "Yeah…." Replied the doctor. "Not so much of a woos now am I." "is anybody going to tell what is going on" Shouted Rory as the pair left the TARDIS. No reply. "Fine!" he shouted again and walked out the TARDIS door. "oh….." He said. "Yep." Said Amy, looking at her husband for help. "Hello there, I'm the doctor and this is…" But before he could finish he was cut off by a load booming voice "This is the high court of henry VIII! How dare you interrupt me in my business! Guards take them to be executed!" Shouted the king who was sitting on a high throne. Amy and Rory glared at the doctor but all the doctor could say was " Well this is new!"
